this is the lawyer you call after you’ve been injured at a phish concert (inhaled too deep)
Austin has some really A+ content in this department.
"Hurt? Call the white guy with dreads!"
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He comes from a long line of iconoclastic attorneys.
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when I was ridiculed for bringing a hiking backpack and two ukuleles to the airport this was my lawyer in the defamation suit
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Now I know who to call when a nitrous vendor rolls a canister over my foot
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His ex-law partner uses the phrase "the attorney that works” on HIS billboard, so I’m assuming he has the work ethic of someone at a phish concert
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Oh wow. I was wondering what happened to Rob Zombie.
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I thought it was John Travolta in that awful space movie.
