Yeah, this’ll last about 1 week, until Dean Cain sprains a toe during training and quits

But if he somehow makes it through and gets hurt arresting an immigrant

He’ll get neither sympathy nor representation from my office in the Workers’ Compensation claim

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  1. Sort of like when Bruce Willis asked Bush if he could go fight in Iraq, or when Steven Segal became a TV cop, or whatever the hell he was. This is a publicity stunt designed to show what a racist prick he is...

    Fuck you very much, #DeanCain.

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  2. Truth, Justice, and the American way. Not if Dean Cain has anything to say about it. Also, the irony of him calling immigrants rapists and pedophiles with a straight face when he supports Trump.

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  3. Dean Cain is of mixed ethnicity, including Japanese, Welsh, Irish, and French Canadian ancestry.

    Cain was born Dean George Tanaka. His birth name, Tanaka, is tattooed in Japanese on his ankle.

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  4. Here's hoping for an injury vastly more severe than a sprained toe...

    Whatever that "misfortune" turns out to be.

    From this point forward, Fuck. Dean. Cain.

    🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤡🤡🖕🖕💩💩💩

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  5. Imagine getting off on stalking, attacking and kidnapping & separating & hurting families? His family must be so proud they raised a little psychopath? NOT THAT HE'D EVER BE CALLED FOR ANOTHER PART IN ANYTHING, BUT EVEN IF HE DID?HARD PASS RIGHT UP FRONT! HE'S DAMAGED GOODS! A REAL A$$HOLE!

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  6. I assume his job will consist of giving speeches about why it's not a concentration camp or that it solely contains supervillains who kill dogs (instead of the woman in the ridiculous outfit beside him who kills dogs).

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