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  1. How do you get to be a vet and not understand how stuff like that works? Can you just buy a vet degree or something?

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  2. “That’s not what she means” is usually the response on Twitter. Although you’d think a Dr would say what they mean.

    “Rover has a little bug.” “Oh thank god, so he will be fine” “No, he’ll be dead in your hours, from this little parasite right here. See how small it is?”

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  3. Good lord I skimmed her profile and it looks like she’s near me in Iowa! I don’t know why that surprises me in this red hellhole, except that Iowa State has an excellent vet school. She must have forgotten the basic science part.

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  4. I have figured it out! She is alive, for 60 years (why not a less rounded off number, like 59 or 63? Or 51!), and she has no mRNA. This must mean she is an alien life form! Why haven't we quarantined her somewhere?

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  5. Replace 'mRNA' in that image with 'brain' and this whole thing starts making a lot of sense.

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