Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
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Now i got 300 little teeth.
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People are gonna need those teeth for the Leprechaun Barbecue!
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We already know you hate the city; you said you participated in an Eric Adams event 😞
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median adams voter
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They didn't even provide any teeth, just pointed towards the nearest school.
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I'm disappointed there's weren't any "Scavenger Cage Matches"
NYCers vs pizza-rats
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Did anyone get a bag of chips?
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So you won, right?
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Hahahaha
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Barry, I absolutely refuse in any activity in which the Blair Witch takes part. Listen. Following Witches who distribute other people's teeth is no basis for a system of government. Supreme municipal power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical scavenger hunting ritual!
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Sometime I think Eric Adams recently watched Quick Change and thinks the city is still like that.
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I tried to do the Jim Walden scavenger hunt, but when I went to the first location nobody had any f*cking clue who that was
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🗽🗽🗽
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My Adams scavenger hunt led to me just being a waiter at a table of success. This sucks
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were they in a popular knapsack with many different locations?
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Mamdani would have had you donate to the communist party while promising you he’s going to get you free rent for everybody.
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This is gold Jerry, gold
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He wanted you to take them from childrens' mouths.
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You can find more teeth with pliers and some gumption
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Was Mr Teatime a fair judge, and did he say what he wanted all those teeth for?
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Damn that sounds fun. I did the Cuomo scavenger hunt but I’m now stuck in Connecticut
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I just went to my local Republicans scavenger hunt.
Was disqualified 1/2 way through when I wandered within 500 yards of a school.
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so does adams
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Points (teeth)!
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TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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Oh I figured his scavenger hunt would just be finding bribes and bringing them to him.
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I’m afraid I missed it, however I still got an opened stale bag of chips with $1.40 inside.
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I read this 3 times, and I still don't understand it lol
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lmao
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I thought this was the Eric Adams scavenger hunt:
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No leprechaun hunt?
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The Andrew Cuomo scavenger hunt, well he's the scavenger and if we see him, heh
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Somebody didn't get to take home any teeth...
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I found four teeth in a child's backpack, which has many compartments for things such as a crack pipe.
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Made me think of what a RFKJr scavenger hunt would entail. My guess is you'd literally be scavenging.
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Move to Texas.
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Did you stuff some cash into the red envelopes you buy in Chinatown to bribe him to say you won, tho?
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🤣😂🤣😭
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I think you misunderstood the instructions
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How many rats did the winners execute?
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i got the alternative one where they led me to a teenager's room and the list just said "something as simple as a crack pipe"
