The Old Man and the Sleaze
Democrats want to shine a clean, well-lighted place over the short, crappy life of Jeffrey Epstein. But Trump claims to have and have not the Epstein files. Be careful, Democrats, or you'll finally bid a farewell to charms. The bell tolls for thee!
by Maureen Dowd
For helping a man without teenagers dodge a simple inquiry, moveable beast Ghislaine is now in a clean well-lighted place and not another country experiencing death in the afternoon like her boyfriend who was suicided by Killamanjared. "Now I lay me," says undefeated Don. It's the end of something.
The Hills Are Like GOP Elephants
“So you’ll do it?” said the lawyer.
“I said I would, if I could leave this moldering place,” said the girl.
“We’re agreed then.”
“When we get back from here.”
“It’s just that now’s not a good time,” said the lawyer.
“It’s not a good time for me, either.”
