I dunno let me try: Gavin Newsom once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, he’d have done it faster but for 14 of those minutes he was throwing away the possessions of a homeless person
😭 Doomed!
Replies
-
Gavin Newsome doesn't sleep. He waits for another insulin bill to veto.
-
lol
-
When Gavin Newsime works out instead of sweat he gushes 50 barrels an hour of light sweet crude oil.
-
Gavin Newsom doesn’t sleep, he waits (until his next booking on a Nazi podcast)
-
Good one!
-
Gavin Newsom, doing his part to keep these racist Nazis out of your city and On! His! Podcast!
-
Unfortunately it might take some blue MAGA energy to get out of this. I'm not saying completely cult out like them but if we bring a flower to a gun fight.....
-
Gavin Newsom is out there destroying the trump administration so eagerly and so completely you'd think it was an unhoused person's spouse's ashes, or only set of dentures, or only pair of glasses
-
done on here tonight thanks for giving me a reason to log off bman
-
That’s not fair. He spent at least half that time trying to destroy trans rights too.
-
Newly departed were queuing at the pearly gates, there was a disturbance and a man in a sharp suit pushed into the head of the line.
Newly departed 1: Who's that, Gavin Newsom? Newly departed 2: No, that's God. He only thinks he's Gavin Newsom.
-
He could've done it in 13, but he spent 12 minutes kicking trans people off the side of the mountain.
-
Gavin Newsom is so quick he's almost done trying to figure out the whole pronoun thing.
-
Gavin Newsom is so fast that he can throw trans people under the bus that he's driving.
-
Newsom is a shithead, but he's our shithead.
-
-
He spent the last minute shit talking trans people with Charlie Kirk.
-
Blue “hero”? I won’t be voting for it.💚
-
If you want a list of Gavin Newsom enemies, just check the "marginalized punching bags of the right" list
-
When Gavin Newsom enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights off. The AI data centers that generate his thousands of memes do that by sucking away the power.
-
I like this let me try
When Gavin newsom slices onions, he doesn’t cry. The onions cry when they see his treatment of California’s homeless population
-
Jesus Christ walked on water but Gavin Newsom spread hate about trans people out of political expediency wait shit I did it wrong
-
GOT EM
-
Newsom has such strong biceps from shaking hands with fascists.
-
Gavin Newsom didn't win the race, everybody else just refused to leave the sidelines.
-
i heard newsom poops fudge.
actually i didn’t hear that, i just told it to the liberals so they feel better about eating shit all the time.
-
Am I the only who remembers that Newsom is still a conservative Democrat who only a few months ago was cozying up to right wingers and going after the homeless people in his own state and seeming to be willing to ditch trans rights?
All because he started posting fascist imagery and troll Trump...
-
Gavin Newsome will occasionally call the Power Rangers up just to check their visas (he assumes they’re all Japanese).
-
He never left the base camp, he was too busy bulldozing the tents there.
-
The movie Speed was based on the time Gavin Newsom saved a group of passengers on board of a bus fitted with a bomb. What the movie left out was that he ran over every trans person he saw walking along the way.
-
Gavin Newsom only listens to the original Siberian Orchestra. Not the new woke version.
-
Yeah, I am so not glorifying a slickster.
-
The fastest land animal is actually not the Cheetah, it is Gavin Newsom rushing to agree with whatever a nazi just said.
-
The only person who ever successfully invaded Russia in winter was Gavin Newsom trying to invite Putin onto his podcast.
-
Reps tell you Jesus died for your sins, and then sin and kill people. Libs eat Gavin Newsom's shit so you can die anyway.
-
Gavin Newsom once dared to dream of a world where all the peoples of the world could live in harmony and equality without suffering. It was the scariest fifteen seconds of his life.
-
How did he avoid getting got by the yaks?
-
This is even more pathetic than when Republicans try to make their thing popular.
-
Gavin Newsom puts on his pants like everyone else; while inviting the framers of Project 2025 onto his podcast.
