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Gen Z'er here. Growing up in the 80s, I feel like we were fed hot dogs for every meal: in buns, Mac N Cheese, baked beans, casseroles, etc.
One time my Mom yelled at Dad for feeding the cat hot dogs cuz they're unhealthy, and I was like, "but you're cool w/ mainlining them into your kids"?
My stomach is not agreeing with this afternoon's carnitas burrito, but I can't seem to find relief.
In related news, "The Fart That Never Was" is a fine title for a Southern Gothic novel. I'm surprised Faulkner didn't think of it.
I bet Congress is pissed now that Big Pharma, the Tech Bros, health insurers, and the energy industry just bribe Trump directly instead of having to hire lobbyists to bribe members of the House and Senate.
It's cool, at least they've still got insider trading to fall back on ...
The thing that my mind needs to understand is that my body really doesn't like being asked to wake up at 2 AM every night this week thinking it needs to escape a swarm of charging bears by jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters.
"COVID Nursing Home Grannies" would make a fine title for either a horror movie or a really fucked-up porno.
Netanyahu can eat a bag of poisonous dicks.
I'm glad they've joined the fight (truly), but Gen Z lacks any sort of humility and cannot see that, when we say equality, we mean for all. It's great that you volunteered for a homeless shelter that one time in high school, but that doesn't mean you're ready to lead the revolution.
Gotta love the 22-year-olds fresh out of college loudly proclaiming white men are not allowed in liberal spaces or leadership. I mean, I've been on the front lines since the AIDS crisis--you know, before they were born, but if Madison, Taylor, or Addison say so, I guess I should just quit & die.
Trump sending troops to DC to clear out the homeless is a classic case of Republican logic. Rather than solve the problem by addressing the issue and offering housing, we'll just send them to be homeless in another city. Watch out Philly, Balmer, and Richmond, you're getting some new arrivals.
That's just the warmup act to me eating tuna directly from the can with a plastic fork without draining the juices bc I need the nutrients.