Do not have fun at your work party. Have two drinks with a glass of water in between, make conversation, and then shake the spot.
The Best Night of My Life Was a Free Press Party
And I don’t care if you judge me.
Alternate take: follow your two-drink max rule, but stay for the convos with your bosses after they've been "overserved".
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Ha man I got at least one promotion in my first job because I stayed at the blackjack table with my boss’s boss after he got lit and we made a bunch of money.
