"WTF is wrong with you?" ME: Sit down. This is going to take a while.
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“So… have you ever heard of the tendency of the rate of profit to… where are you going? You asked!”
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"What happened that caused this?" Me: Them: Me: Them: Me: brb, getting a few microbio PhDs & Nobel prize so I can answer your question.
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Would you like the list or the explanation of the list
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I get "how tf are you alive?" Or "how has your bloodline survived this long?"
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FRIEND: Wtf is wrong with you
ME: Yurp.
FRIEND: That doesn't make sense.
ME: Welcome to my world. Now we're just beginning. Would you like to ask again?
FRIEND: Naahhh you're alright.
#audhd
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"Oh no I don't care about you, I have no time, I am not interested. Don't you think this is all a mental thing? You think it is raining but in reality the sun is shining!"
I've had #MEcfs for 28 years, and diabetes type 1 for 31 years. I don't have any friends left since #MEcfs is getting worse!
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OK what seems like a joke to anyone WITHOUT a chronic illness, let me assure you.
Most of us, have said this.. unironically.
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"Well, you see, when I was born, I popped out into the world with a defect in one of my heart valves that causes a regurgitative murmur, a condition frequently comorbid with a number of other disorders that can, and would, develop later in life, such as..."
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fr how much time do you have bc my lore is VAST
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A doctor I saw for the first time today, whose reviews are awful, actually listened to me. I was not prepared for that. Unfortunately he knows of nothing that hasn’t already failed for my latest symptoms. My 15 year old symptoms not to be outdone continue with nothing helping, some getting worse.