Hurricane Erin is now a rare Category 5.
The storm is forecast to at least double or triple in size next week. cnn.it/4mGNDqd
Hurricane Erin is now a rare Category 5.
The storm is forecast to at least double or triple in size next week. cnn.it/4mGNDqd
Quick! Somebody hide Trump's Sharpie! π€£
Now be truthful. How many of you are hoping it changes course and hits Mar-a-Lago?
Hope it takes out Mar a Lardo
This hurricane would level the MAGA DEATH CAMP and everyone in it. Fkrsπ€¬
NOAA is doing such a β¦β¦oh wait.. I hope FEMA isβ¦..oh wait..
Trump will Sharpie it out of existence
If it has to hit anything, I hope it likes golf courses in South Florida.
Wouldnβt it be educational if the category 5 hurricane Erin paid a visit to the White House and scooped it up! Maybe Trump and his cronies would finally understand how global warming affects the United States?
Coming to Florida soon
How many goats do we have to sacrifice to get it to hit mar a lago. With him in it
Hey Margie, if it makes a bee line straight for Mar-a-Lago, then we admit we are controlling the weather. π
Fuck Off FEMA! THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!!!
Looks like Puerto Rico is in line for some more Trump paper towels.
Somebody get the Sharpie and head it directly to MAL.
A big nothing . Stop trying to scare people. Itβs not going to impact us.
That eye is well defined!
at what point does it get classed as a "rumbling"?
Best of luck in the South. I hope you get all the help you voted for.
So.....a Cat 15 storm next week?
Has the Sharpie King redefined it yet?
Aim for Mar-A-Lago
Sounds as if it aspires to be larger than a 5. π³
Hopefully it only hits MAGA areas so they can try to survive Trumpβs malevolence and neglect. no FEMA for them.
How many more people are going to have to suffer from Trumpβs policies now
everyone saying βit wonβt hit the USβ - The US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico are most definitely going to get hit.
Well, if half of the American population would actually take a moment to understand the science of what is happening to our Earth, this would not be a surprise.
Thank goodness, this Cat 5 Hurricane NOT forecast to strike USA. But conditions causing this storm to worsen to Cat 5 ++ have not disappeared. NO wonder Trump-GOP wants to stop NOAA from reporting this life-threatening catastrophic effect of climate change. Scientific facts=results condemn them.
Rare? We had two cat 5 hurricanes in the Atlantic last year.
Whereβs my magic Sharpie?
I hope the people in South Florida are safe, but I also hope for a direct hit to Mara Largo
Can we name it something more appropriate for its destruction, like Ivanka
Any chance we can lobby it to take out MaraLago? Maybe offer to turbocharge it w/a nuclear bomb or something? Maybe if it had typed in all caps w/thoughts & prayers.
Go to Mar-a- Lago!!!
May it hit Mar A Largo while the orange shit stain on humanity and all of his criminal lacks are there, ending their reign of facism.
Oh goodie! More destruction for Slump to ignore.
That shit ain't rare anymore. You can thank global warming for that.
π @rinny.blacksky.app
TACOclimate. Just like how he fucks us over with TACOnomics.
βRareβ shouldnβt be used to describe phenomena like this anymore, when weβre seeing more of them every year due to warmer water, & driven by climate change.
Maybe we should report more on that & how the DOJ didnβt release the Epstein files subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
Why are we concerned it's turned up north into the ocean... We need to stay focused on real matters at hand, unless this changes.
I want NO part of this hurricane season this year.ππ
That was quick. Also, the forecast yesterday predicted a max of category 4 π€
You mean like at least once a year rare?
rare, not anymore
"Rare"
There were 2 last year.
Nothing rare about category 5s anymore. Needing to add a bigger category is our new truth.
Bring it on
"Rare" Cat 5 storm before climate change started taking off.
Going to have to redo the scale due to how warm the planet is getting. So much energy in the atmosphere for these storms to take advantage of. Can't wait to see 6 or even 7 level storms in a decade at this point. πππ
No Sharpies pleazzzze.
Let's not get distracted by Hurricane Hepstein!
Hey, Puerto Rico: forget about the Pedo-- Brawny President Newsom has got you covered!
'rare'
oh, thatβs not good newsβ¦
What makes it more terrifying
Is that if hits any place in the US Theres no FEMA to respond quickly or at all
It's the crazy ass Democrats and their weather machine just out to piss on this e poor weak beta Republicans!
Can someone please get a sharpie on that graphic and direct it to Mexico?
Wait till the pedo president gets to sharpie on those maps
βRareβ
now when...
Wishing people dead is one of your values? Sick.
There have been 9 cat 5s since 2016, out of a total of 63 hurricanes in the Atlantic basin. Thatβs 14.28% of the total.
That isnβt βrareβ by any stretch.
Now, if we look back to 1935 there have been 40 total, or about 4% which one might characterize as rare.
Seems like itβs getting worseπ€·πΌββοΈ
So... we nuking it? Or.... gonna draw areas on where it could go? Do hurricanes really exist? So many questions π€
Dear CNN, cat 5 hurricanes might not be that rare anymore
US administrationβ¦βit wonβt hit anywhere in the USβ just as it slams into Puerto Rico.
Go find maralago π€
Trumpβs viewβ¦
Hurricane Katrina 2025... jeezus if had hit land..π±
I hope it hits Florida. I actually hope it wipes out Florida
Won't be rare for long tho
It won't be hitting anything
Have meteorologists made a category 6 and 7 yet
Somehow I think we're going to need them this century
If it hits... Alligator Alcatraz... π
Don't you mean "what used to be a rare Category 5" storm?
Stop pushing Republican lies.
This is climate change.
This is the new normal.
It only gets worse from here.
Hopefully itβs headed for mar a loco
Twump might nuke it to prove his theory if it takes a turn for the Gulf of Amerika.
I hope it goes to Pedoland. Aka mar-a lago
Ah yes.
"Rare".
They were rare.
10 years ago.
And then we didn't do anything about climate change.
Again.
Who says?
Donβt worry, Trump has a sharpie
Cape Fear NC residents
Without FEMA how will the states in its way pay for the reconstruction when they are still not recovered from last time?
ERIN, head to Mar-A-Lago!
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Hope it hit Mara blah blah.
Becoming a lot less rare
And who will be there to warn people of the dangers? Oh rightβ¦DOGE layoffs, there is no one.
One big wish.
Please wash away Trump with his whole cadre of family & supporters, including all international racist & fascists too
End of Wish
Is FEMA ready� Oh never mind!
Good.
Hope it's headed for...well, that would be south of me so, go fish storm.
Can someone use a sharpie and steer it over Mar-a-lago?
Rare? I donβt think that word means what you think it means.
Waiting for the one to be called Tariff.
If only Liberals could really control the weather.
Oops!
No thank you.
Baton down and donβt rely on FEMA no more
I doesn't seem like Cat5's are rare any more.
Luckily for the USA, there's a Trump of a president that can trump as much or as less as he wants. Just never trust a trump as it might "follow through" and shit on everything
God help
Get ready, DeSantisβ¦.karmaβs on its way π€£π€£π€£π€£
Good thing the NWS isn't going to help
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Here comes the queen of the climate change monsters!
Hey Erin, latitude of 26.70528 and longitude of -80.03667β¦
Quick, get a #Sharpie and fix it.
#idiocracy
Trust science. End MAGA
Is trump prepared for Erin or is it already Bidens faultβ¦
Do we have a sharpie big enough to handle this emergency?!
My math is limited. Is a (π±5 x 2)= equal to or less than or greater than a π±10?
Seriously.
Also, will it be powerfull enough to release the Epstein files?
This monster could end up anywhere
Good luck tracking it thanks to what the weather experts have warned us that trump's done. ππ₯΄β οΈπ¨π₯²
One more "enigma" ?
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Maybe it hits Mar-A-Lago π
Yikes
RARE!?!? FFS CNN, Stop fluffing climate deniers!! Cat 5s are NOT βrareβ, jfc. Iβll tell you whatβs rare, a major hurricane only appearing in August, and that weβve only had 5 storms since June. THATβS unusual.π€¦ββοΈ You are sadly just posting clickbait headlines like this one. smgdh
Can we get the Democrats to turn on their weather machine and send Hurricane Erin to Maralago?
They're going to need to make a category 6 level sometime soon...
Yikes.
In 48 hours?????? Thatβs very rapid escalation, how much stronger can it get? Gonna need new classifications.
Theyβre going to need a new category
This can't be good
Hey, CNN - tell me someone has given Haiti and the D.R. a heads up? Hopefully there's someone there who is watching this monster defy forecasts.
Unless you can see the warnings at nhc/noaa that I can't.
Shame about NOAA and FEMA. Would be good to know when one of these is going to hit, and get some help with the aftermath. Oh well, fraud, waste and abuse π€·π»ββοΈ
Look at that big bitch.
Bye, Florida.
Will it be strong enough to wipe mat a lardo off the map?
Great, there's a massive hurricane named after me.
And yet sadly, some still think climate change is a hoax
@cnn.com maybe you should be taking climate change more seriously and do some real genuine reporting on the subject to encourage education on the subject and acknowledge your false reporting in the past with the false two sides βbalancedβ bias and platforming denialism
The democrats have been out of state, working in a secret lab, to add chemicals to the air, to make this bigger, as revenge against MAGA.
Time to send in the nukes!
Mar-A-Lago! Mar-A-Lago! Mar-A-Lago! Mar-A-Lago! Mar-A-Lago!
Nope, thatβs going to hit Florida in the teeth.
Turn and hit Florida please,
It's not so rare anymore... Gee I wonder why???
I'm glad the POTUS has a magic Sharpie. He'll whip it out and draw a new, less dangerous storm track.
That sucks. Too bad it's not heading for Smarm-a-Lardo
First storm of the season and it's a monster not a good sign.
Correction: due to climate change, catagory 5 hurricanes are not rare. They happen every year, and will get worse.
I predict that by 2030 we will see a category 6 or higher storm. It will completely sink florida and flood NY city like a biblical flood.
Ted Cruz was at the airport so something is happening lol
Puerto Rico is going to flood, big time.
If model GFS is not very misguided, Florida gets some significant spanking in 10 days from a yet unnamed storm
Iβm sure itβs fine
A salt n' battery?
What weather service? What projection? Whoβs they? Itβs not suppose to threaten land? Itβs on land now. If it plays pong like they say itβs supposed to, Iβll marry your dog. #TrumpsAmerica #Freedom #HappyHalloween everybody! What time is the breakfast βbuffetβ line? CNN #StuckOnStupid #PedoTrump
Soon-to-be not-so-rare Cat 5...
Let's hope it hits Mar-a-Lago.....
Can you contact our Jewish friends in charge of the weather? I have a request for this category 5 to go to category 6 and hit Mara- Lardo.
They at it again!/s
βRareβ
Here ya go Erin, I brought you a seat, take a load off, stay awhile.
Is Trump standing by with his Sharpie?
If it hits Mar-a-Lago it should do a few million dollars worth of improvements.
Looks like it's going to remain nearly that powerful for the next 5 days too, which is pretty incredible. Very lucky it is not expected to be anywhere near land during that time. Just a little brush to the north of PR and the Virgin Islands, then nothing but open water.
Rare??? Tell me youβve sold your soul to big oil without actually telling me.
Heβs going to need his Sharpie to steer it away from Merde-A-Lardo. π€£
Formerly rare. More and more common as time goes on, though. Do better, CNN
It's obvious that it'll boomerang itself away from the US, so everyone don't fret.
No @cnn.com , Category 5 hurricanes are no longer "rare."
So much so that there's a discussion about adding another category at the top of the Saffir-Simpson scale because Category 5 no longer reflects the true nature of severe cyclones (anything 157 mph and above is a Category 5).
"Rare"
Many hit will get what they voted for and thatβs sad. Many hit will get what they voted against and must suffer because of political greed and hate. Thatβs horrific
There's enough energy in the ocean and the atmosphere for this to be of no surprise.
Thoughts and prayers nazi America
But climate change is a hoax. Coal and oil are great. Renewable energy is bad. Just keep believing.
Hope it hits Florida as a CAT5 they 110% deserve it
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What are the odds of it getting close to Mar a largo? Please?
Come on Mar-a-Lago!
Milwaukee had a 1000 year flood - over one foot rain in just a few hours. Insurance companies are working overtime now.
The Chattanooga area had massive flooding, and some people died.
Meanwhile our National Guard are busy doing traffic patrol.
Maybe rare in the Atlantic basin... but has been happening with regularity in the Pacific basin for a number of years.
Oh π©, hang on.
"Rare." I'm live Florida... π
Ok
Puerto Rico definitely doesn't need this.
If it would only hit Mar A Lago weβd see the return of FEMA funding
If it hits a red state....too bad for them now that fema was eaten by ice... maybe the masked men can help them with clean up?
early forecast model shows it won't hit any land... thankfully, hopefully..
Live Hurricane Erin CAT 5 150+ MPH WINDS www.youtube.com/live/jdStkrx... #hurricane
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Come on Erin put PEDO a Lago in your sights!
Cat 5 is rare? Not anymore. Also the GOP are scum.
Catagory 5 and expected to double. Damn, if this thing hits land it will be bad. But there is no Climate Crisis. Ignore what you see with your Lying Eyes!
Is this an Etch-a-Sketch image?