RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
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How can he be anti-vaccine if he's developing a vaccine for literally every virus? Riddle me that! This is why public health needs to work with MAHA to find and build common ground (?)
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Wow it’s almost like he’s a dangerous nitwit
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starved brain worm: "we'll jpeg the entire phylogeny of viridae into a phylum and consumers of it will be cured hams while exclaiming its add'l bonus benefits as both a household floor shine and dessert topping, all for $1.99 after terms and conditions apply, consent to an emptied bank accounts"
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That's because viruses are the same as fungi
...in RFK's lexicon, anyway, and he's a stable genius with a law degree
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It’s going to a mix of essential oils
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A bunch of clowns working for the felon .
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It works great. The first thing we do is kill the host and the viruses die too.
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There are millions of virus species, only 16,000 of which have even been characterized yet.
And that's not even speculating about any unknown ancient species being thawed out right now out of what we laughingly used to call "permafrost."
#RFKjr is a human bio-weapon who will kill millions.
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The vaccine against all viruses is the immune system, to such an extent that this is possible. Are they going to reinvent the immune system?
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Does this kinda sound like dump talking? Wait we should do that with all bacteria too only human cells in our bodies
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Distilled from roadkill and ivermectin, right?
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Bollocks Even if possible will take years to develop and test, and haven't they cut research funding to a whole "phylum" of organizations ?
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What are the Vegas odds he’s told them just throw every one that works in a big pot together so he can say here look we did it
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It’s just Vitamin D shots isn’t it
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"We're developing." He was against research before he was for it?
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I'm a biochemist. I'm intrigued on what they'd come up with
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Biochemist here, ummm . . . What?!?!
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How are they doing to do it when they cut all scientific research funding? Just a bunch of BS from a clown.
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the vaccine will be called cremation
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He used a word that he doesn’t know it’s meaning.
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He represents a clear and present danger to Americans.
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HOW ARE AMERICANS SO STUPID THAT THEY PUT PEOPLE THIS STUPID IN CHARGE???
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Okay, so why should we believe any of that, he’s not a scientist and developed nothing; so who did develop this super vaccine?
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He only sounds smart to the stoopit
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Ah! So some tech bro somewhere sold him on a Theranos style "all in one" solution that is physically impossible, but, due to his mix of arrogance and ignorance, he's decided to pursue probs after being offered/given stock options.
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$1.5m/ dose, and if you get autism you can't sue the manufacturer.
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Here, just take this Kool aid pill
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Utter gobbledygook.
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does it involve drinking rat piss? cuz i really think he should do that
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Stall tactic. They'll still be 'working' on this in 2028.
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WTAF?!
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Does it involve rattles and chanting?
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Is there a source for this other than a screenshot? I cannot find anything to corroborate this
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Let me guess: It's just Alex Jones supplements ground up and suspended in a saline solution, right?
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At this point, I think we are all better off just going back to leeching.
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Incredible. I can't believe scientists didn't come up with this idea first. I guess a JD is all we needed.
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i don't even know what to say
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It'll be ready in two weeks.
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That's gonna one heck of a 'complex' series of epitopes. Might as well boost the immunogenicity with a dollop of complete adjuvant while he's at it.
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My head just exploded. WTAF is this nonsense?
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And it will cure cancer and stop autism. It will help you change a tire and do your taxes for you. Its capabilities are endless.
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It’s called a brain worm. Right??
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Won't help brain worm
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This appears to be clear delusional thinking.
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I have zero evidence but zero doubt that he wants to try injecting bleach as Trump suggested in 2020.
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So…he stopped Vaccine production…just to make his own version of vaccines…THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF MAKING THE COUNTRY STOP MAKING VACCINES TO BEGIN WITH IF YOUR JUST GONNA MAKE YOUR OWN BUT WITH A FANCIER NAME AND CLAIMING IT’LL BE A WONDER DRUG?!?!?!
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If someone tries to give me this, I will stab the needle up through their nose, into their brain.
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….and should be available in 3 weeks
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Is it computer? I bet it's computer related
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Why not the whole Kingdom of viruses, then?
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Ah yes, the Grand Unified Theory of Vaccines. As if.
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Please, God, intervene!
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The worm has been snacking again.
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What the hell happened with the Army’s pan coronavirus anyway?
I was just thinking about that
Ready to enter clinical trials in Jan. 2022 and then…. nothing since!
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Ok. Let MAGA take it. I will take my RNA based, scientifically proven to be effective in delivery and prevention. MAGA can have those essential oils brainworm boy is selling.
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Damn! Why didn't anyone ever think of that BEFORE RFK became God of Health?
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Yes, that statement is absolute nonsense. Viruses are not the only pathogen that causes disease, there is no universal vaccine and one that could adapt to any mutation is impossible. Soundly like they are going to throw a bunch of money at some quack researchers.
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It'll be apple cider vinegar and Ivermectin.
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Ellizabeth Holmes is the lead researcher.
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this will be colloidal silver in a squirt gun
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No, no. He's right.
Neurocysticercosis will protect us all, just like it protects Bobby Brainworms from infectious thought.
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2 weeks
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RFK knows shit about vaccines. Save yourself people. Do not even consider this nonsense to make sense. Always follow your own doctor’s orders, not some drug addicts recommendations
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Huh. Well, the vaccines we have now actually activate your real immune system. They don't just "mimic" your immune system. But whatever. Sure, this is gonna be great.
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He’s the most dangerous of the bunch. He knows almost nothing, and it’s all incorrect.
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I will not be taking that, thanks.
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Mass production of RFK Jr.'s antiviral vaccine is already well under way.
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One hopes they won’t be trialing it in the detainees they’re kidnapping.
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Viruses contain a genetic payload that tricks your cell’s machinery to make more viruses. The only way to globally prevent that would be to wreck that machinery, which would kill you. Seems like a stupid idea.
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You know, all those virus with backbones.
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I’m a firm believer in vaccines but I’d have to think twice before taking something that RFK Jr has had a hand in developing.
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NIH is doing vaccine development now? I thought it was done by private companies like Moderna
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Depressing when @zachweinersmith.bsky.social 's jokes become true.
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-1...
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my turn to be an anti-vaxxer I guess.....
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He needs one for “dipshitism” first
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Putting nuclear power to the moon, one vaccine for all viruses even the common cold, removing all fentanyl, exterminating all brown immigrants... These MAGA promises are just delulu aren't they
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I do this all the time. It’s called not eating bushmeat
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Thanks to anti vax movement and the people who believe that shit are not about to take a vaccine from anybody. Just saying.
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It's probably derived from essential oils.
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First question - who is "We"? Did he funnel the $500+B from qualified researchers to some quack who promised him a universal vaccine? Is this another grift by the trump admin or is the grifter being grifted?
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BITCH PLEASE I WON'T TOUCH NOTHING THAT HAS YOUR HANDS ON IT,YOU QUACK
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Would never ever trust anything developed by the "scientists" that RFK employs.
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Is it gonna be Ivermectin?
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The worm just took another bite out of his diminishing brain. That’s one vaccine I won’t take unless it’s actually verified by doctors, scientists and researchers!
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Is it beef tallow french fries?
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This guy is more completely steeped in pseudoscience woo-woo than my friend when she worked for a chiropractor
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Remember when the anti-vax movement started by some asshole trying to make money said a combination vaccine causes autism?
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it will consist of bleach and invermectin
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I wouldn’t trust anything developed or started during this idiots tenure at HHS.
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What a moron.
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That vaccine: love.
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Yo, tell me about this natural immunity to all viruses it's mimicking
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So we're back to injecting bleach?
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Anti-vaxer wants a “universal vaccine” for all viruses. He’s just making shit up for fun now
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I'm no microbiologist, but im pretty sure that's not possible.
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Quack medicine heyday was 19th century. 🙄 MAHA indeed.
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I just read a post on @unbiasedscipod.bsky.social that has a great quote: “Kennedy is offering band-aids for bullet wounds while dismantling the emergency room.” -Jessica Steier
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Mass autoimmune disorders incoming.
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Where did he get his medical degree?
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Science is whatever we want it to be!
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I wonder if he thinks this is a real thing, as stated, or if he thinks he's going to magically make people's immune systems stronger through some woo or other and it will be just like they're immunized against everything.
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RFK jr = The Kennedy Curse (TKC).
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I'm just waiting till it gets rushed through the process and then the fed gov mandates all babies are required to have it...with no real testing.
I mean it has to be available by 2028 election so...
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I'm sure it will work great. Just make sure you don't keep records, or better yet, just make it all up.
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Maybe they're teaming up with Microsoft
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Does it come with microchips, nanobytes and ai?
Will it have GPS tracking?
#maga #uspolitics #vaccine
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SNL did it.
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ma-hah-hah-hah
The anti-vaxxer wants us to trust him with some Dead-brain-worm, Bear-Roadkill-Pizza fever dream of al all-purpose Vaccine?
Yeah fuck that shit, guess I will be an anti-vaxxer then, because.. yeah.. naw
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Oh, good. I wonder why no one else thought of that?
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can someone design a vaccine against greed, cruelty and hatred etc..thanks. x
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is there a vaccine for stupid, greed, cruelty etc?
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The total vaccine is gonna be some weird supplement, isn’t it?
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Um no thanks
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Raw milk? Sewage? Heroin? Road Kill?
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And the minions will eat it up.
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"I have checked in with my brainworm, and Kevin says this is really solid science and everyone should believe it"
- RFK jr
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He's not the Secretary of Health and Human Services BUT he plays one on TV.
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I hope ALL of MAGA line up to get that. Let's stay home so they get it first
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In two weeks.
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Stole Willie Wonka's Everlasting Virus Stopper recipe
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Ah yes. "Monty Burns" disease.
He has everything, and therefore is in perfect health whilst the diseases battle for dominance.
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Interesting, can't wait to hear from virologists about that. But what about the bacteria we vaccinate against? Diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis and H influenza are bacterial infections.
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Is anyone tracking how many people and kids will sicken or die because of RFK?
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Yes it's called Heroin4U
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Phylum under U for unscientific lunatics
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He's a foolish traitor trying to get his pc of the pie b4 we die.
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One vaccine will not do it. He is as stupid as the orange one.
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Riiiiiight.
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Oh my hell you fucking moron. You can't just "combine all the dead viruses into one super-dead virus to give humans immunity to everything." I might pop a blood vessel. Everyone is so fucking stupid in this administration.
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Pathologically sociopathic cosplayers
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Ah yes the Mr Burns shot Can't get sick if you have literally every disease ever simultaneously
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New vaccine for the entire phylum of viruses just dropped
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LOL "gonna be effective against coronaviruses and also the flu"
Folks, the flu IS a corona-type virus
If this was intended to calm anyone down, it had the effect of telling us these people don't know what they're talking about
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Sure What could go wrong with that
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Stable genius.
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Whelp. Now I know how Trump supporters felt about the Covid vaccine
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It's called heroin.... it's heroin. He wants to get us all hooked on heroin. When you use heroin little things like the flu and covid mean nothing.
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It's gonna be like cyanide if you're part of a group he considers "undesirable".
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the vaccine is horse paste isn't it
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natural immunity... effective against all mutations? 🤔
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Well that's it Americans, you're done for. And as a Brit that's sadly frightening
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Country is being run by Facebook conspiracy ideas someone’s grandparents read and believe
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Oh, FFS!
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Maybe if he stopped letting people just "deal with measles" that quite literally attacks the natural immune system causing "immune amnesia", this would be an easier sell.
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The only way this vaccine would be injected in my body is if I'm dead. That sounds like the COVID mRNA deniers, but that jab was developed by scientists and doctors. RFK, Jr. is no scientist.
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Ooh a science word, phylum. He’s still a dangerous threat to our existence!!!
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Translation: they are pulling funding from existing research and development so they can funnel the money for this fantasy cute-all into the pockets of their pals and we’ll never see a working result. GOP rule is just one big heist.
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I call 🐂💩
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ROFLOL, that is physically impossible.
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I'm not a scientist, but either is Kennedy, I was never hooked on heroin, and a worm isn't eating my brain, so when I say ' Phylum isn't close to what we need, you can take it to the bank.
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RFK's been getting Star Trek mixed up with reality again
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Lemme guess -this "vaccine" regimen includes eating roadkill and swimming in sewage right?
...maybe dabbling in a little heroin for good measure?
...maybe a brainworm or two?
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Let me guess: Ivermectin.
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It's going to be called Pirelli's Miracle Elixir, and it'll do the trick, sir.
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He is a stupendous reason to do away with Legacy Admissions to top Universities and colleges.
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🤔 Really? Somehow, this seems like nonsense to me… Antivax RFK Jr ordered the development of a “universal vaccine” and is convinced that it will work? 😂😂😂
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Just a diversion until they figure out a way they can ban ALL vaccines without anyone noticing.
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Work on a more universal vaccine has been ongoing for years. He has nothing to do with it. Oh, and Jr. It's still a vaccine, which you hate.
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What a total MFing moron.
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RFK will personally kiss it better for every natural-born American citizen.
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WTF... He's a smake oil salesman now.."Come take this vaccine! Its a vaccine that will super charge your immune system into attacking your own cells! ... Oh wait thats an autoimmune desease."
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how is this not a headline out The Onion.
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I hope all those dumb maga pieces of shit take it. Good luck. 👍🏾
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What has the most potential for harm: "mimicking the human immune system" or activating the immune system people already have? Hmmm
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If he puts something in a syringe I don’t want to be anywhere near it lol
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Yeah, sure boss. 🙄
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The only thing Kennedy will accomplish with this plan is to make the idiots who came up with this idea rich because they will get grants for $millions to fund a project that will never succeed.
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The cosplaying of rfk, djt and his entire cabinet as scientists, economists and leader is killing americans daily 😑
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Has he been eating mushrooms he collected himself by any chance?
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So take away current solution (current vaccines) and promise the sky. That is the best we get out of the Trump regime. They have no real plans to get from point A to point B but they sure are deadset on destroying the bridges along the way.
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What will this maniac do? Inject pig fat into the people?
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Is this what created the Reavers in the movie Serenity?
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Didn't they actually break this down in Doctor Who where it would literally be impossible?
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Surprise: it's a melanin antidote
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A form of bleach and they'll name it after DJT so he gets the Nobel in Medicine
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Is this him going fully nuts or are they telling him nonsense to keep him placated but saying it's all top secret and he can't tell anyone and then he forgot to keep the secret? I mean, there'll be a bunch of people in a room sighing and shaking their heads in frustration regardless.
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Yeah, right.
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Most likely they will want to force everyone to take it. The irony.
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Oh ffs. Sounds like the Theranos Blood Test con.
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If this even works, it'll be at least as bad for your health as an antibiotic. We're only just now learning about the health costs of attacking your own gut bacteria. Some endemic viruses are needed to train our immune system. Children born to parents who deleted their viromes could have issues.
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What about the whole, “genus” of viruses? Why stop at phylum? RFK Jr. is dangerously ignorant.
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It's cocaine, isn't it.
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That’ll take a decade to developed and test according to his standards. Hmmmm, just a thought here, imagine if we had a much faster way to developed something safe. We can call it, hear me out, mRNA. Now we just need funding to develop it. 🙃
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There is too much wrong with his statements to even know where to begin.
