(To messenger)
Go now! Tarry not!
(Looking out the castle window moments later)
This mf tarrying
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Doomscrolling using an actual scroll.
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(Tossing wine-filled goblet across room)
Why won't that mf make haste!?
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I make a farthing, lord makes a pound That's why I tarry when he's not around
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Bro do you think the quest marker in my journal just updates itself? I have to draw in an entire new region on the map now. It takes time.
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He herds one star on the messenger app
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hustle is scant these days
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mfw I tell my varlet to tarry not and bitch be tarryin
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Everytime I play a Dragon Quest game tbh
