As always, remember:

Italians in the UK: mamma mia, what a disgusting offence against all Italians!

Italians in Italy: is that even the name of the food, I neither know nor care what those filthy oafs in the town ten miles away do with whatever slop they eat

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  1. this whole story has pushed me over the edge

    i have always been sympathetic to the 'we care about our food' thing but this is performative self-important bollocks and henceforth i have zero tolerance

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  2. I agree with most of these grievances, but cream in carbonara is perfect, and saves time.*

    *In no way am I Italian.

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  3. I trust the Italian food I grew up with, from Italian migrants to South Wales.

    Especially the ice cream... Italian expertise + Welsh dairy...

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