Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social

7 days ago

Lmao

slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social

new york times post with picture of frowning donald trump (expression of a sinner) with headline ‘i want to try and get into heaven’: trump gets reflective on ‘fox & friends’ with caption “president trump dialed into “fox &friends” and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: he’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “i want to try and get into heaven, if possible,” he explained. “i’m hearing i’m not doing well. i am really at the bottom of the totem pole. but if i can get into heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

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Flopsytop @flopsytop.bsky.social

7 days ago

Buddy boy that ship has LONG since sailed.

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