Alan Dershowitz building a perfect replica of the Pierogi stand in an airplane hangar and rehearsing, in minute detail, the lines he will speak to obtain one
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I imagine an entire model of the farmers market ala Doc Brown.
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I’m willing to sell him a pierogi. Hey, quick note: literally nobody else should eat one of my “pierogi”. Like seriously, do NOT eat one of these unless you are Alan D.
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with mission impossible music playing for no reason at all
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I see a sequel to Synecdoche, New York in his future.
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😂😂👊🏾
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Synecdoche Pierogi
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OMG, I only recently learned what the "Pierogi story" is about (despite being very online I often live under a rock) and my only thought was WTF.
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Worst script for a heist movie ever
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Nathan Fielder can help
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. . . and still ultimately failing.
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hella lynchian scenario there
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"You not talkin' to me?" "You not talkin' to me?"
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Five identical massage rooms in which he always wears underwear
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They call me Pierogi Pete. 🎼 I'm the king of the pedo beat. When I play with my maracas🎶🎼 I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom Yessir, I'm Pierogi Pete. I'm the scourge of my native street. When I start to troll everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom 🎼🎶
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Yeah. Has he ever heard of Door Dash, or Uber Eats? Another rich white elitist who won't take a simple no for an answer.
