This is like a story a kid would make up in a Christian cartoon about lying
If a DOGE staffer got his ass kicked in DC there’s less than zero percent chance it was because he was trying to defend a young woman from “about a dozen young men” lmao but this is some incredible fan fic
Did they kick the shit out of big balls themselves in order to divert attention away from Epstein and Trump?
My beloved protege JewKiller69 is in critical condition after 70 Black Panthers drove a steamroller over him
Yes, but in a cruel twist, the mpd was there to help immediately and professionally and we coulda had weeks on this
You know, I’m starting to think X employees weren’t getting chased around with hatchets while Yakety Sax played either
Lol. What actually happened
I’m sure they’ll denounce him just like they still won’t stfu about Jussie Smollett (who actually got punished and went to jail for his lie)
