Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design

Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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  1. And in tonight's episode of Lewis Carroll with Colin Farrell: Tweedledum and Tweedledee with Heidi Klum and Mr. T, the Mad Hatter with Sepp Blatter, and the Frumious Bandersnatch with Benedict Cumberbatch.

    • Me in a Twitter thread of rhyming TV pitches.

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  2. Question: how do you scansion? I can never seem to figure out how to fit words into a meter, though I can tell when something is in a meter rather than free verse or prose.

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  3. Used to love playing the Benedict Cumberbatch game.

    Bendlenitch Cumbersquat

    Will now try the new game...

    Tingmanny Cameltray 😂😂

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  4. Winsocket spinsocket Gretchen McCulloch, a Linguist and podcaster (Double the threat)

    Showed us how online chat Idiomatically Makes us talk different be- cause Internet.

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  5. I'm sure I'm about to be told there's a reason why the first two lines of the second part don't rhyme... But if you did want them to rhyme...

    Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design

    Much like his verbal match Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

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  6. just want to take a moment to honor how perfect the scansion is here, the vast majority of verse i see posted on social media screws it up in one way or another.

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  7. I love this! One of my faves: THE RUSSIAN SOUL #2

    Higgledy-piggledy, Anna Karenina Went off her feed and just Couldn’t relax.

    Then, quite ignoring the Unsuitability, Threw in the sponge and was Scraped off the tracks. (John Hollander)

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