The mushroom umbrellas were sold out.
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Ugly like the guy who had it done.
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These are overstock pieces from the mar A Lardo golf motel. identical in every way.
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I think we should keep it just like that, long after Felon 47 is buried on one of his golf courses, just to remind future generations what a horrible, tacky, self-absorbed failure he was.
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There you can see the taste & style of the current administration... cheap ... unlively... sub standard ...
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Are those shrimp umbrellas?
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Feels like you can order drinks brought by a 14 yo who looks like Ivanka
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Very cheesy.
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So tacky
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Ugh… so trumpish
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👎🤮🤮🤮🤮
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Donald's killing us with his tackiness. Why, oh why? youtu.be/CW7UYuouC-w
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Is he gonna open up a hamburger joint?
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More gold colored dicks at the White House.
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He got them from WH south! You have not been invited in a long while! Lol
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If his only issue was that he had poor taste, I could live with that.
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This is the fugliest patio I've ever seen. Everything he touches literally dies. How tf is he the President??
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😰😱😭
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Golden phallic objects with American flags as sewer grates.
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Had to look twice to figure this out: Di these look like penises or is that just my weird brain?
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Tiki torches optional.
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It looks so cheap.
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At first glanze I thought they were giant golden dildos... 😳
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💀
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Is he opening a TACO stand there??
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Now booking: Mar-a-Lago North. A perfect venue for all your sex trafficking recruitment events-AND we’re building a Big, Beautiful BALLROOM. The best, biggest, most beautiful in terms of BALLROOM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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What an ugly location!!!
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- Toadstool.
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Ugly and shameful, just like the occupants!
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Giant gold penis on tables. It figures.
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Probably sold his used ones from Mara Lago for a huge cost so he could update his Florida (not supposed to be his home) club.
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Yellow is the closest he can get to gold. Fake gold.
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🤣🤣
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Why are we letting a temporary tenant make structural changes to OUR PROPERTY? EVICT HIM.
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Mar a Lago North
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Is he going to build an outdoor restaurant? The Dumbasserie Brasserie?
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Are people going out there to eat their lunch? I know that tables, chairs, and umbrellas break up the monotony of a field of concrete, but it looks like a cafeteria patio.
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It has all the charm of a country fair seating area from 50 years ago
The dude is just utterly tacky
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Can’t wait to see its true vibe in January.
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Yellow Dick Park
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Is this why Trump jr posted a picture of Trump throwing a green dildo off the WH roof? All the yellow ones were bought out for the back heat sink project?
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Pathetic and cheap looking. God knows how much it cost.
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Sad
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Will he next covert it into shuffle board courts.
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He ruins everything
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How many of the Epstein/Trump files were added to that slab?
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Let's add a little "spa" with massage tables to complete the Florida MAGA club vibe.
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As ugly as Trump
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The MAGA underage terrace…..
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Yellow penis
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yellow is the closest umbrella color he could get to gold. no red white or blue for him.
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I wonder if they'll put condoms.... I mean... covers over the umbrellas in the winter.
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So tacky
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Ugly as fuck. Just like tRump and Malaria.
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I just learned the other day, that the rose is America’s national flower: look what they’ve done to it! (thank you Korean American podcast)
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🤢🤮
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FUGLY! #PedoPresident has: NO class NO taste TACKY AS HELL!
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Mar-A-Lardo North.
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The 1980s called. Even they think it's totally tacky.
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Slob on a slab.
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They only forgot about the Bar and the DJ booth...
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It’s hideous.
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On brand #casamonica
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😆😂🤣👍
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What a shame!
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Fort dix.
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The Mara Lardo of the North. Is anyone asking who his decorator is? I'd guess Sadam Hussein, but he's dead.
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Cold and sterile, heartless, fits…
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#ETTD
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How many pieces of flair are required to work at the White House McDonalds Cafe? 😬
Wow that looks absolutely shitty😖
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🤦🏼♀️
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It’s missing a swimming pool and “hot” girls in bikinis. Rape-a-Lago north. Coming soon.
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those chair legs are gonna snap! tip backwards! split 'em up for kindling!
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Picture at a community pool.
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It’s so bad
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Looks better from the roof
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What an ugly patio
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Not a rose in sight
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UGLY!
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Hella ghetto
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Worse than a Motel 6.
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Awful
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My filthy mind sees orange penises
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So it wasn’t just mum and me thinking those umbrellas looked like… 😬
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Reminds him of the times he spent with Jeffrey.
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When does he start selling hot dogs, ice cream, and bottled water?
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Inspiration:
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😂 good one!
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Cheetolini has dementia and wants everything around him to look familiar and comfortable. So he’s going with his “cheap-ass gold-like 1980s” style everywhere
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They should bury him under it
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How fitting that they look like penises with particular emphasis on the bell end which is a perfect description of exactly what Trump is.
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What is that? It looks cold and ugly. Just like frump
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I'm surprised it's so plain. If we're going to pay for a patio, why didn't we go with something pretty like terrazzo or marble inlay? This just looks like a patio the mafia would install suddenly after an enemy went "missing". Wonder what's under (or in) it?
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They look like orange penis - someone has a sense of humour!!
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🎶 They paved paradise and put up a parking lot 🎶
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Ooooooooo! Horrible imo
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Hidious!!! They got rid of beauty for that! Chairs tables and umbrellas that will not be used!
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No longer The White House. It is now The Tacky/Gaudy House. Good luck America. @kaitlancollins.bsky.social
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Let's ask Jerome Powell about what he thought of this construction project
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Desecration.
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Looks like the outdoor seating at In N Out Burger. Real fucking classy, Taco Tits
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Tacky isn't it. Nothing prestige about it.
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The paved Rose "Garden" is going to be uncomfortably hot in the summer. There will also be a harsh glare from the pavement. But, at least Melania can wear her 5-inch stilettos without sinking into the grass, and it'll be easier for Trump in his elevator shoes.
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Couldn’t spring for a covered patio?
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This is a crime.
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Can't unhear Stormy Daniels! Looks Trumponian phallic!
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They look more like golden chodes.
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That's not even enough seating for all 50 miss teen USA contestants. 🙄
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Trump is a real class act. All low.
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So tacky
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Tasteless. Manhattan hillbilly turned “Florida man” decor.
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Disgusting
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Wait’ll you see the planned drive-thru and ATM.
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A symbol of fascism: concrete and mushroom umbrellas.
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They need to stop calling it the rose garden. It is the grifters party patio now. There is no garden there anymore. Some shrubberies on the edges of a patio.
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The Slovenian Prostitute looks out on her rose cement patch covered in dildos & feels at home…
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I see all the dicks in the White House came out to the Rose Garden. 😂😂
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Temu Trump. Just like when he gifted Charlie Sheen "Harry Winston" diamond cufflinks. Turns out they were crap cubic zirconia. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6B...
Donald Trump Gave Charlie Sheen Fake Platinum Cufflinks - The Graham Norton Show
YouTube video by The Graham Norton Show
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Where is the garden then?
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Grotesque
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Just the kind of place that looks so cooling and refreshing in the summer in DC
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Where is the pool? How much is he selling memberships for?
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Why did the Orange one not like the rose garden?
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🤣🤣🤣 yeah, that's really classy... NOT!
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I thought they were golden dildos until I zoomed in
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Someone observed these umbrella have a phallus look
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They look like a penis, how fitting
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Am I seeing things or does this look like the ultimate dick pic. Just asking!
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Vulgarity at its finest and it will continue until millions are in the streets.
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Is Trump serving food here?
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Can we say tacky? Bigly!
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The outdoor break area at work
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Dicks. Orange dicks. Trump is fucking he all
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Looks like peen to me
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𝕆𝕗𝕗 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕜𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝟟 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕠𝕡. 𝕆𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕪, 𝕒 𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝟙𝟙 𝕒𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝟚 𝕡𝕞. 𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕘𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝.
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𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕪.
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Where are the gold statues of Melania?
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It looks like just the place to spend a sweltering afternoon in DC
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Pedophile Patio*
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That's not a rose garden. It's a slab.
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The simplest way to understand everything this administration does: They hate joy.
A rose garden is a joyful thing, therefore it must be destroyed. It should be replaced with something sterile and unforgiving.
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They were also too small.
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At least they’ve permanently disrespected Jackie Kennedy
That must make somebody out there feel good.
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Same umbrellas as mar a lago. He probably ordered extra for the White House and had them sent to FL. Grifter that he is.
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He’s dead inside, so of course he prefers dead outside.
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Ah, the museum cafe patio. I knew I’d seen that design before. (Also the “nice” eatery you take your parents to on campus).
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Orange mushrooms.
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Are you sure this isn’t the new outdoor eating space at McDonalds?
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Ah, yes, those umbrellas are… hmmm.. I am embarrassed that I gawked at them, trying to figure out why the patio is filled with golden, ummm, packages wrapped in rope. 🙈
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Looks like outdoor seating at a restaurant. The man has NO class.
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It's incorrect for anyone to call it "The Rose Garden" any longer. "The Trump Travesty" would be more accurate.
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Tacky
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Let’s see the receipts. Who really paid for this. The White House is a historical site and these renovations shouldn’t have been allowed. Who is approving these horrendous makeovers?
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This looks soooo… cheep backside coffee shop.. this guy has no talent for anything 🫣
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When he's dead from that massive stroke/heart attack, will the next Prez keep this gaudy Whitehouse like this? And, I am guessing that Melania has a plan for the Xmas decorations this year to be....wait for it...a Golden display!
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😂👍
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He hoarded the mushroom 🏖️☔ just before he announced the Made In China tariffs.
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You can get a suntan with the reflection of the sun on that floor. Really yellow umbrellas?? They look like mustard bottles to me.
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Gross
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Where are the food trucks?
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The best thing that can be said about Trump's neo-parking lot landscaping is that it reveals no intelligence or imagination whatsoever.
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Dildos
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It looks like an unfinished pool deck dotted with tiny yellow dicks.
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Omg what?! 🤣😂🤣 I swear I thought this was a joke- 🤣😆😆😆 🤮🤮
Is this really real?!?🤣
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😂😂😂
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Those aren't mushrooms...
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I'm telling you...Dude isn't leaving. He hates MaraLago now, with the heat, storms and the property insurance costs. He's making the fucking White House into his new forever home.
Gold crusted interior + concrete grounds with beach umbrellas + Ballroom + whatever the fuck he's building on the roof.
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Could it look any more tacky , about sums up the orange buffoon 🤢🤡
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Are those penis umbrellas? Good grief.
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Cold and sterile looking.
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Turning the Whitehouse into another MAGA Lardo.
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The rose garden looks like a cheap hotel pool yard... heartbreaking.
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I ordered fries, not a side salad!
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Looks like a ice cream 🍦 parlor
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Its not a garden. Its a patio.
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This is so sad. The Rose Garden was a landmark.
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On clearance at Home Depot this late in the season.
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I feel like there’s going to be a lot of canasta played there.
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It’s by far the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even match the existing pavers. It looks like the cheap whore that he is.
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That concrete pavement can be ripped apart and the grass regrown. Democracy once gone may not come back. The norms and institutions being destroyed may be difficult to reconstitute. Trump is destroying many things that will outlast his terrible reign. What a sick man!
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Same ones he has at his Florida Swamp Castle: bsky.app/profile/dart...
