therapist: long grilled cheese isn't real, it can't hurt you
long grilled cheese:
therapist: long grilled cheese isn't real, it can't hurt you
long grilled cheese:
I refuse to believe this is real, as a psychological protection mechanism.
That's. That's not how ur supposed to slice the loaf.
I mean… it can’t hurt me because that’s just lovely 😂
Reminds me of this from the great @danieldanger pleated-jeans.com/2024/10/28/1...
OMFG that looks absolutely lush
Your therapist should be validating your fears of long grilled cheese
This cheese represents longing
oooh, I wish that were realz. So much potential of variations throughout sandwich.
hello yes please
USS Longcheese
hurt my insides get up in deez guts long grilled cheese!!
“Hi, Doc. Things have been rough, but I’ve been managing. Until this morning. I saw this thing on BlueSky….”
It’s beautiful
I’m a little zooted and I thought this was a gold bar for a second
Still gets cut diagonally, right?
Definitely could hurt you, about 45 minutes after you eat it
how would a long grilled cheese wear pants?
We can have nice things
Gimme
Want
I'm now eyeing my pullman pan.
grilled cheese cake
that looks so fucking good
Pullman my donk
I want the top and bottom slices of the loaf.
If subway can do long cookie, there can be a long grilled cheese
Grilllled Cheeeese
It can't hurt me...but it COULD fix me.
Grall Cheese
Grilled Cheese the loooong way
I would let it hurt me
This + a big bowl of tomato soup >>>>>>>>>
I'll take a long floppy cheese pls
Long you say?
as a lactose intolerant person it could definitely hurt me but, still, would
I want two
gonna need a long tomato and long bacon
I'll take this bullet for you, Catbus
i want a grill with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooong
cheeseit
this is not particularly funny but it's been stuck in my head since I first saw it
It’s more scared of me than I am of it
I want it
brb, going to the bakery and asking for the long bread.
"No, not a baguette, the bread that's long!!!"