βmaybe it will happen todayβ - early 21st century american proverb
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(for real though, whoever writes the 21st century version of the USA Trilogy should make this the bookβs epigraph)
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That is brilliant
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The Rise and Fall of the American Empire
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"Young man! There's a place you can go..."
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On Monday, thunderstorms battered Manhattan as a cold front pushed Erin out to sea. Early September was the typical peak of hurricane season. A high pressure zone followed, bringing brilliant, clear blue skies to the Northeast corridor on Tuesday morning.
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At the press conference...
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This is ridiculously good.
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"He's still alive. They hit him with five shots and he's still alive. That's bad luck for me. And bad luck for you."
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Or it will happen on another day that ends with y.
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Iβve got the band on standby
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Hereβs 3 minutes of making fun of the Weathered Leather Bag of Moron!
Satire. Political news update from a comedian. π Stay to the end for more jokes and punchlines. And please like and share. From Axios, βRFK Jr peddles dubious health claims as CDC roils under his lead...
TikTok video by eveningforestnews
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If not, thereβs always tomorrowβ¦
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Maybe in the night. Itβd be nice to wake up to.
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Thats not what people say lol, they say "somebodys gotta do it". A little more proactive then just sitting around waiting for a miracle.
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Iβm patiently waiting to open thisβ¦
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I thought the quote was "There will be serious consequences in two weeks if..." Perhaps that was just more Word TACO Salad.
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Finnish comedy group Kummeli predicted people's feelings about Trump during his second term!
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Occasionally followed by: 'Help us cheeseburgers, you're our only hope!'
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Thatβs from the book of MORON
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I go to sleep with hope for the morning. One day, hopefully soon, that hope will be rewarded.
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...and suddenly, just like that, it's going to disappear. Overnight." #dingdong
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https://bsky.app/profile/today-maybe.bsky.social
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Itβs only 11:02 ESTβ¦thereβs still time
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"A journey of a thousand miles starts with one dead dickhead."
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West Side Story - Something's Coming (1961) HD
YouTube video by John Long
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Maybe a toast every Friday? Maybe today? Maybe this weekend? Maybe now!
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