i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat
Can't investigate financial and political crimes when you're raiding homeless camps.
They thought they’d get to hang with sexy profilers
Not sure I'd watch the tv series spin off ... "FBI: Washington" - just a bunch of fat blokes wandering around in circles.
Watching water evaporate at room temperature would be more interesting.
I've been in similar jobs. After the academy, they are assigned to a shitty office with bad parking and spend all day reading bank statements while combing dating apps, lonely in a new town. Bet they'd rather be doing that than patrolling in battle gear in 95-degree weather.
Wasn’t “Sex Files” the unreleased follow up album to “Sex Packets”?
standing on your one square meter apartment balcony(no grilling allowed) and wondering how the life path of college and quantico led to you censoring CSAM the president is implicated in during the morning and stopping Trump admin appointees from peeing on the Lincoln Memorial at night
Got a degree, went to Quantico, graduated at top of class, now clearing homeless camps on foot in the heat of DC in August.
They all love Trump. So I’m sure they are happy to cover up for a pedo.
If I were an old sex pest trying to suppress my involvement in the world's most notorious sex trafficking ring I would definitely force FBI agents to walk the beat on a Sunday night. FBI agents love responding to traffic incidents. Good thing FBI agents have never been responsible for famous leaks.
I'm a late-seasons X Files apologist but the new episodes where Scully and Mulder just walk around brutalizing homeless people are where I draw the line.
Not exactly traveling overwatch tactics.
Looks like a lovely evening.
Well, they can always sell the unredacted version of the Epstein Files to Maduro. $50 million is a lot of money...
"Can't believe I went to Quantico to help a paedophile enact martial law"
drawing my sidearm on a perp but then fumbling and dropping it because i got carpal tunnel from pasting black bars into the epstein files
Trump Rent-a-Cops.
Man. Seeing a chyron this sycophantic somehow still manages to shock me.
"How's that career going, Mulder?"
i thought id be engaged in a deadly game of cat and mouse with a 200 IQ villain but sure i guess ill take the free coffee from the deli on my beat instead
Haha
Pouring one out for Stan Beeman this morning.
They have Merrick Garland to thank for this. Along with his enablers in the Biden administration.
Surely they thought they would be boots on the ground in Iran or Taiwan by now
Excuse me that's the Late Great Hannibal Lecter to you.
We have people who are supposed to be hunting down drug and human traffickers stuck working on deportation raids
QUANTICO tv show reboot where the recruits are all hot and sexy and having sex with eachother but they have to commute to dc every day to work as truancy officers
I wonder how many times the FBI insisted to Trump that they aren't that kind of cop.
Is it possible this is meant to drive out anyone in the FBI not 100% loyal to him?
All to protect the honor of the dipshit broccoli-hair crony that caught a richly-deserved beating from two children
did u see the DEA agents on the mall, Tarik? the MALL
