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I love what he’s doing but he needs to stick to 🍊💩’s VERY limited vocabulary. No way in hell he knows what a cartographer is 🤣

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice WOW!!! MY MAPS (THE BEST MAPS EVER MADE WILL SOON PASS IN THE GREATEST LEGISLATURE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD (NOT JUST AMERICA). AMERICA CAN THANK ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM) AND TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE - MAGIC MIKE & RAINMAKER ROBERT, WHO LEAD THE LEGISLATURE - TOTAL LEGENDS!!! THESE ARE "PERFECT, BEAUTIFUL" MAPS. BETTER THAN COLUMBUS, BETTER THAN GOOGLE MAPS, BETTER THAN APPLE MAPS (SORRY TIM, NO GOLD BAR FOR ME, BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!). PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SCREAMING "MAMA! MAMA!" AND I SAY, "NO, I AM YOUR DADDY!!" THE GOLDEN ERA BEGINS IN THE GOLDEN STATE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME, THE PEOPLE'S GOVERNOR, THE CARTOGRAPHER-IN-CHIEF, WHO WILL NOW LET THE PEOPLE VOTE!!! THANK YOU, USA!!! - GCN
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Maybe the point is to make the orange menace feel stupid by not understanding the post and needing someone to explain it to him.

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