You, a slack jawed Neanderthal: Duhh my tik tok where I make a weird face just made a million dollars. I'm going to eat a gold crusted steak to celebrate
Me, a modern philosopher: I've crafted a magnificent sentence on a website where my only reward is getting yelled at. I live for this shit
Lmao
I remember putting on a live music/art show that took months to put together, years of people honing their skills. It was on SU campus and we were happy with the turn out of a couple dozen people. Then we saw from the glass walls thousands of people headed towards the stadium for a football game.
Your imaginary friend has slowed me down this morning
Wow first you posted you hated waffles last year and now this
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT HIOPPO
Hippo fell off
am i making things better or worse for you when i repost
This is extremely offensive to the deaf/mute community who are unable to yell at anyone. Delete this and apologize.
Think not of glory but of duty.
For the love of the game
Actually it's not too clear which one has the learning difficulties.
You are a kindred spirit💜
I feel so … represented. ❤️💪🏼
Missed a prime opportunity for a slack jawed yokel Cletus reference.
You’re also rewarded with people smashing a little heart
This is so funny bc virtually none of the white supremacists in this godforsaken country realize that their European ancestors had 1-2% Neanderthal DNA and that they can all literally trace their lineage back to Africa
Every true artist goes unappreciated in their time
An optimist replies: Life's a bitch and then you die
