no way i gained weight, someone probably just reality warped my clothes smaller and this doorway i’m stuck in narrower
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Well, all I know is your belly feels so much softer than it used to
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What are you talking about, "gained weight"? You've always been too big for doors and clothes
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💜: Guilty~
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Whaaaat noooooo that’s impawssible!
hides “how to shrink stuff 101 pamphlet”
Anyway, want me to buy you a burger?
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If it were me, I would've made sure that your clothes are always the right size for you so that you'd never notice anything off
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Nah you def didn't gain weight, I can't remember you ever being able to fit through doors or in clothes
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Nah, you definitely didn't gain weight. You were always around that size. Congrats on the weight loss and becoming mobile again, by the way!
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Ooops...! You caught me, it was uh, totally that!
