I wish my face wasn't all "Please come and talk to me, stranger".
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slinks away
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People will meet me and spill every skeleton in their closet 2 seconds later.
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Why are these OF post suddenly in my/our? feed again?!
Seriously, Twitter/X was one long cavalcade of rightwing shit mixed up with tits in your face. Coming to BSK now?
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I get the same thing It’s like I have tattooed on my forehead “ tell me your story “
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I am blessed with a face that drives children to tears and makes women say "thanks, but I'll wait for the next elevator".
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If I ever saw you for real, I would walk the other way. Out of respect.
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I am the stranger on the plane. But I kinda like it
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Being a weirdo magnet is both a blessing and a curse.
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I guess I must admit: I would want to talk with you
But since I don’t have the requisite hamster, I wouldn’t know where to start 🥺
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Strangers are one thing, but the unpleasant, smelly vague acquaintances who believe you're their bestie are really where the pain and despair dwell
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Trade you
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The curse many women have to endure
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My face is "please console me because I'm obviously miserable"
Strangers ask me if I'm ok way more than should be normal.
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Me too!
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Omg same!
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Mine sure as shit ain't. It's pretty great.
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Saaaame
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I have the opposite going on. I just look like a jerk apparently. Would heads explode if we walked around together 🤔
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Had this experience yesterday where I smiled at a little girl, and then she kept bringing me items she found around the store, to the amusement of her dad. I can't help but smile and be kind to little ones, so this happens to me constantly. Sometimes, it's tiring, but usually, we both feel happier.
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Oh, i have the opposite problem. “Dude i saw you at the store the other day but you looked pissed so i didnt say hi”
Oh, man i was just focused 😅
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Now, I look like someone you definitely don't want to talk to. But when I was younger, I looked like I worked there, wherever I was.
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Borrow mine.. 😂
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I have the face of someone who works in customer service no matter where I’m at
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You wouldn’t believe how far out of my way I go to not be approachable…yet they still approach.
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My standard answer on the street became, "I'm not friendly, and I don't know where anything is." Even if I do, because it only begats more conversation. No thank you.
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People come up to me constantly, and ask me questions. I don't fucking know why, but a long time ago my friend J. told me that I, "looked informed."
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😂😆
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Ditto for more, except it’s more weird stranger with relationship/medical issues & the need to share them.
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Maybe get a shirt that says something like "Fuck off"
I find the direct approach is the best approach
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It’s a curse more often than a blessing…
The weirdest shit gets shared with me. 🤣
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Beats the "put a penny in my cup" look
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Resting approachable face
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Casually pretend to pick your nose and eat it when you see them coming. Works great for pervs too.
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I’m the complete opposite. I look like Kratos over here
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Do the punk/goth trick. Dress in such a way that toxic men would be scared of you.
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Omg same
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hi am a Geordie , its the law to speak to people at bus/train stations, in queues etc
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Work on that rbf
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Appreciate your face. Mine is a double edged sword. People see, “sweet, cute lady that wants to help the world”. They come into my personal space uninvited, I unleash my whispered menacing tirade, staring them into the ground, till they cry for their mommy. Then, I frolic to get 🍦
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walks past and ignores you
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My face for my cats is "Lets worship and dance for him on the bathroom floor while he poos."
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You need to look meaner.
