Dean Cain has joined ICE. Apparently when Hollywood stops calling, deportation squads start.
Good news for aging D-listers: ICE raised the age limit, so your washed-up resume can still land you a role, just not the kind with lines or morals.
#SuperMAGA
Dean Cain, who played Superman in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman from 1993 to 1997, announced this week that he has joined U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
#DeanCain gets a new costume for his #ICE raids...did #NAZI it coming #MAGA #fascism
Used to be hunks who have turned into middle-aged chunks think ICE will revive their careers
Family members should dissuade their family members from Joining ICE and if that doesn't work, post their photos and names...not any other data
Dean Cain? Never heard of her.
He looks fat and bloated.
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New role! Super useless treasonous bigoted pendejo!!
Interesting the # of washed up Hollywood actors have joined the Orange team
James Woods, Sly, Sorbo and Gibson who got gun ownership back
All of the above 2025 Orange Center nominees?
Heโll be the goon wearing a cape and more colorful mask? ๐ก
Well, I already thought he was a piece of shit soโฆโฆunlike Superman, he ainโt bulletproof soโฆโฆ.
What ever happened to "Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow"? Cain has joined the American Gestapo. Reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live sketch; if Superman (Uberman) sided with the Germans in WWII...using his x-ray vision to see who was circumcised...
A signed Superman cape for $150. Looks pathetically desperate to me.
Yes, this is good news for "Past your Prime, Has Beens." You can release your pent up bitterness and frustration on immigrants who came to this country for work and a better life.
Heโs now Fatman, the dork knight
Who? Cares? Another bully idiot!
Heโs broke and needed the bonus ha
Dean put on some gravy poundage. Ready to chase down them landscapers now!
Loser!
Second Place Winner, Wayne Newton Look-A-Like Contest.
Yeah, heโs a piece of ๐ฉ
So much for truth, justice and the American way. He just wants to rough people up so be can feel tough.
What a puffy looking loser
Who?
rent in San Bernardino is really steep
Him, Scott Bao, and Kevin Sorbo are going to be ICE agents cuz nobody wants to hire them for anything else.
It'd be terrible if he broke a hip.
What else do you do with your time when you're a washed up piece of shit?
He can form the D-team with James Woods, Scott Baio, and Kevin Sorbo. Pity da fools!
The only good TV Dean is a Winchester.
Weren't some of his ancestors interned in those horrible Japanese concentration camps during WWII? They should haunt him forever.
I honestly think that any ICE agent with a semblance of conscience will eventually be haunted until their dying day by the memory of the agonized people they terrorized and caused deep despair.
Probably will be the most money he has made in years. Want to bet there will be a meme put out by Kristi of Superman & her in full costume!
23 and Me reveals Cain is part Japanese, but 100% asshole
He is NOT READY for a real job. He doesn't understand working hard.
I bet he isn't just another ICE drone -- he will be used only for his "celebrity"
Go ahead and join, Chachi and Scott Adams!
No surprise as he was no actor! Pathetic as superman on TV version. What a lowlife!
They are getting a $50,000.00 signing bonus. And good annual salary.
I hope they make him wear the leotards and cape instead of tactical gear.
Loser
He's a wicked ultra douche! Hollywood has definitely stopped calling his ass! But a ICE agent really?!๐ I never liked him! I think he's doing this all for attention but I guess he's really doing this! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
So, Superman joined the other side. Superfascist.
What a POS!
Voight is on the way.
So he's gone from Superman to Bizzaro
What a shame
Never liked this guy.
Iโm glad I cut the cord to streaming TV, never watcher this show and now Iโm glad I did that!
I wish him this on his first deployment : bsky.app/profile/scyl...
A mask might hide his face but his waddle will give him away.
Decided to be trash - super trash
"'Join today if itโs something that tickles your fancy because we can use you. " ????
'tickles your fancy' I wish he was in the current Superman movie. So I could boycott it
WTF..POS
Discarded actor is struggling around for publicity and crawls up the ass of orange clown! ๐คฎ
Trying so fucking hard to be relevant.
Fucktard needs money, huh?
Good maybe this racist prick will get two to the head as he deserves ๐คซ๐คซ
Are they recruiting Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo next?
Hey Superman is a Nazi now.
But Superman loves immigrants.
What a loser.
He 'has been' thinking about that signing bonus.
WOW, he has not aged well, seems hatred and bigotry really takes a toll on you
Loser
Bets on Kevin Sorbo joining ice?
Was prob raised just for him, both happened about same time... Pathetic
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Cain is such a loser. Worst Superman
Great news for all the other unemployed 40 somethings who sit in their Mom's basement playing Call of Duty or Fortnite, Kristi Noem has a job for them with a for real gun.
What a douche. I wonder when Scott Baio will sign up?
a cunt
He sucked as Superman and he sucks as a human being.
Team Cap!
So, not only do they have to listen to Dr. Phil's condescending BS, they have to look at that jerk too. That is cruel and unusual punishment. America once had laws against that, literally. We are going to have to teach future generations that America wasn't always pro-pedo & pro-Nazi cruel country..
I kinda wish he would have volunteered for Russia's frontline instead.
Sick fuck
The current administration is rife with unqualified people cosplaying at jobs they have no experience or ability to perform, just like Trump himself.
Loser
What. A. Loser.
Has-been looking for some cash?
From Superman to supervillain. ๐คฎ
What a piece of shit ๐ฉ
I do believe he's an E-lister! Hope he gets a good beating on the job.
ULTRA MAGA!!!
What dorks.
Lowlife POS. Must be hurtin for ๐ต๐ต๐ต
I hope he gets plenty of screen time. Especially when rounding up fellow Asians.
work is work, peopleโฆ:
His career is OVER
Oh Gwad a bloody UHF channel โactorโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
MAGA Police Academy for middle-aged, doughy, racist D-listers.
From the article "Cain went on to say that under President Donald Trump, ICE had arrested 'hundreds of thousands of criminals including terrorists, rapists, murderers, pedophiles, MS-13 gang members, drug traffickers.' " Is he that stupid; does he actually believe that?
Hey! Dean Cain should go after this guy, Clark Kent, an undocumented alien who been masquerading as an American for about forever,
Dean Cain-the has been that never was.
Actually, they lowered the age limit so teenagers can now sign up
I canโt stop thinking โSuppermanโ
He will be a useful idiot for them, he's already spouting off their hate propaganda.
You insult D list celebrities by adding Dean Cain to their ranks
Dean who?
wow. that is sad.
'tell me you're pathetic without telling me you're pathetic'
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Traitor
It would be a shame if these old dudes had heart attacks while chasing migrant workers who are in much better shape than they are.
Fu*k Caine.
Further complicating the Superman "Woke vs. MAGA" narrative. Didn't Superman originally punch Nazis in the comics? Strange...
I'm waiting for the news that Kid Rock and James Wood are joining up. Real law enforcement experience right there...
Didgusting.
To think I gave him one of his first role in a commercial about 30 years ago exercising for a gym. Not a proud moment for me.
We need a camera crew to follow him on his ICE missions & record all of it. ๐
He looks like an immigrant. He joins ICE to avoid deportation? Maybe all illegals should join ICE. Good money.
What a moron.....
It Ain't Gonna Go Away (~);}
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AG...
YouTube video by Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer
At least Scot Baio will have some prospects now.
idiot
He wonโt last 5 minutes.
Is anyone really shocked by this? Anyone?
This is the only way he could get his name back in the public eye. Washed up and pathetic!
I don't know why, but he reminds me of Scott Peterson. Cain's actions will be similar, though, especially when puppy killer Barbie gives the go-ahead to her goons to shoot first, then move on to the next Home Depot.
His commercial for them is such racist propaganda. If you join ICE, just remember you're a fucking nazi. And when you number finally gets called and you have to pay for your sins, just remember the MAJORITY of people will be cheering for it.
Boycott this puke. Adios Dean Cain
Ah superped to the child traffickers. VOTE.
Who?
Dean Cain aka NAZI SCUM
Needs a paycheck
Chachi!! Good news!
He must need the money and attention
Maybe Kevin Sorbo and Scott Baio will be next.
Nothing says "my life is a complete failure" than a failed actor looking for work and donuts where a bulletproof vest and face mask are necessary.
Interesting??? Who would join an Organization PROTECTING PEDOPHILES!!!
Hollywood didnโt come knocking at his door, so now heโs taking revenge by knocking doors down.
Brain washed
So Superman becomes Stuporman, able to leap tall curbs, more powerful than a cockroachโฆLook! Up in the rental truck! Itโs a birdbrain. Itโs a plain ugly has been. No, itโs Stuporman!
Did he join to avoid deportation?
Super douche.
Who?
I wonder how much he is in the Epstein files
We need to urge Jon Voigt to sign up as the patriot he is. He's only 86 but I'm sure he can command the walker and cane battalions.
Already using Wayne Newtonโs favorite shade of Just for Men: carbon black?
So. The washed up Eurasian has-been former Superman has decided to go all in, full MAGAt Nazi. Okey dokey.
Dude has Japanese ancestry. I believe some were even sent to detention camps in the US during WWII.
How low heโs fallen.
Holy shit.
Oh my gosh. Weโre gonna see Kevin Sorbo tearing children away from their parents while dressed as Hercules.
We should thank him for announcing it and not wearing a mask.
Now protest his house.
Those that can't act send humans to concentration camps.
He probably needs the 50 GRAND signing bonus! Fucking Loser!
Yikes, he fell HARD.
Hero, albeit fake, to zero in one fell swoop.
What a piece of shit. ๐คฌ
Shameful.
great p.r. team ....10 more minutes of fame...shame on him!
wish theyโd stop referring to him as Superman actor, as if the mag gives him some clout
btw-Superman was an orphaned illegal immigrant fighting to break up evil capitalists and mob bosses
Think Sorbo and Baio are next?
fat assed never was.
Haha Dean who? Thought this loser was dead to be honest.
Next up Kevin sorbo and Scott baio
Nuff said.
The Economy / jobs report is so bad ICE is the only job hiring.
Whereโs Scott B?
I wonder if he'll wear his cape????
If douche bag had a face
Heโs pissed he wasnโt asked to do a cameo in the new โSupermanโ movie.
Fuck this asshole
Sorbo is next
Maybe James Woods can finally get a paying job too
How low can you go??!!
He's gotta get his nut.
Is he dressing up with a Batman costume?
Is that the only job a washed up actor can find.
all of the hollywood rejects seem to gravitate towards maga. All of the losers need somebody else to blame for their sorry acting...blame the libs.
Great. Chachi, Randy Quaid and Jon Voight youโre up!
I'm sure Drumpf and Noem will use this as a propaganda opportunity.
This basic, slimy fucker. I wouldnโt piss on him if he was on fire. In this life or the next, these fuckers will have to answer for their vile, ghoulish behavior. He is deserving of everything coming his way.
Wonder when Chachi, Walker, and Hercules are signing up.
The Daily Mail is the source on this? Bleah.
deannie, deannie, deannie
You have to give him credit for playing Superman, an accepting, kind and strong hero while in real like Cain is a bigoted, hateful and weak douchebag.
Well someone had to make MAGA feel better about the new Superman being so woke ๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Never liked the showโฆhe wasnโt much of an actor. Wish him the same success in his new attempt to be a โstar.โ
In simple terms: Anyone joining the US Gestapo is a super bad person.
Who?
Better that picking tomatoes. He is used to dressing up and making believe.
Maybe James Woods and Jon Voight are interested.
I now have no respect for him. ๐
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He can ๐ off, who is he anyway?๐
