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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social

from today's post, on the Mad King’s incoherent blitherings from the roof of White House — please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/4oq56Fg (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

yesterday, the lone surviving member of Sgt. Pedo’s Lonely Hearts Club Band created a commotion when he wandered out onto the roof of the White House Assisted Living Facility and started barking incoherently into the wind. no, seriously. you can’t make this shit up — because who the fuck would believe it? what’s this deteriorating old geezer doing up there? is he looking for the Epstein Files? most of Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants’ ranting was lost in the ozone. here’s the intelligible part. “it’s just another way to spend my money for the country. anything I do is financed by me. so you don’t have [unintelligible] contributed. just like my salary is contributed, but nobody ever mentions that.” the official White House story was that Dear Leader went up on the roof to inspect the fugly concrete parking lot that now sits where the Rose Garden used to be, and also to get an eyeful of where he’s going to put that shitawful ginormous ballroom. so, is Donny claiming he’s going to use his own money to pay for the dance hall construction? is that what this ‘anything I do is financed by me’ boast is all about? fact check: bull fucking shit. Donny never pays for anything. the opposite is true. not only is Donny enriching himself from the presidency, we the people are financing his Saudi-prince-wannabe lifestyle. Donny just spent ten million taxpayer dollars so he could spend five days goofing off and cheating at golf in Scotland. he charges the Secret Service obscene amounts of money to stay in the golf motels he visits every weekend. for fuck’s sake, we’re shelling out nearly a billion taxpayer dollars to upgrade that vulgar flying bordello that he gets to take home with him when his nightmarish hellscape presidency finally ends. so I’ll believe Donny’s personally paying for the White House to be turned into the Kremlin West when I see the cancelled checks.

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    Goat from 🇨🇦 "Part-Owner" @gauty7.bsky.social

    Here is Chat GPT's response to the 1500% reduction in drug prices.🤣🤣. As Jeff says, the first journalist to ask him to explain his math and show him Chat GPT's response should win a Pulitzer.😭

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    Wendy @thistleandmoss.com

    #UncleJeff, he's an idiot , we all know it, his health is declining, he will die sooner rather than later.

    Jeff, Im also NOT giving up on getting uncle Jeff to trend just FOR you.

    I'm a stubborn trans woman.

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