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The sad thing is: it's believable.
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Love it!
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ha ha good one!!
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Surprising the scales didn't break.
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The scale’s manufacturers has said, we tried to arrange what he wanted but the laws of physics only allow so much.
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😂😂😂😂😂
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Can't someone tell him his air isn't fresh so he suffocates?
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For a guy who inherited millions, fell up forever, he sure is a whiner
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Well, FOTUS, I'd like to fire mine too, but I know facts are facts....
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Funny, yet totally believable.
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Noem will shoot it.
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BRILLIANT!😂
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😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My scale has been known to lie. ⚖️🔨😀
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Give him a metric scale
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If you don't laugh you cry.....
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Good one
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I'd love to see more political humor, instead of horror.
I feel that ridiculing these monsters is the most effective way to take away their power.
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I was in the space and I weight nothing, scales on Earth lie!
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An investigation should be launched ASAP!
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... prosecute the scale for NO treason...?
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NYT Headline: "Trump Attacking Waist on a Scale Never Seen."
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I wish I was president so I could fire my scale too
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Here's another
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My CO alarm kept going off and every time I got a bad headache. So I took it down and threw it in the trash.
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It wouldn't surprize me less, to be quite honest. Satire has become reality already so I'm waiting to donate to the scale's legal defence fund. Keep me posted eh.
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😂😂😂
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He's gotta point, it's not what his doctor says.....and they can't possibly lie....can they??
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He could shoot it on 5th avenue and people would just be super annoyed. Then again, he is a felon...
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Hahahaha.
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I think the spirit of Molly Ivins does the Gleeful Dance on Borowitz's shoulder.
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Sounds about right 😆 exactly as expected from pedo lies
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You all think this is satire? They have the recording... 😄
