Blatant lies of Bruce Springsteen:
“I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”
“The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”
“I’m on fire.”
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I'd bet there was no calliope crash either, and calliopes certainly don't sneeze.
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He took month long vacations in the stratosphere
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“I got a sixty-nine Chevy with a 396 Fuelie heads and a Hurst on the floor”
Sure you do, buddy. So whose Prius is parked out back?
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I miss Pop Culture Correspondence.
"That's not how trains work!!"
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David Lee Roth sang the lyric "I'm on fire" much more convincingly
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i know the chicken man & he’s fine
his house too
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- "Santa Claus is coming to town."
Bruce, you are 26. Stop.
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Did you check with his wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack?
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You will not blaspheme The Boss in my presence! Infidel!!!
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And just what is a hemi-powered drone?
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- “At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head.”
You do not. Stop it.
