They say we’re the ones who hate beauty—but they wouldn’t know beauty if it lap-danced on their gun rack, blew their daddy and registered them to vote afterward. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Unapologetic, Undeniable, and Unbothered by Your Patriarchal Bullshit
How to make lips so large that water buffalos can fall in? Seductive but very disconcerting right after the procedure.
Their idea of beauty is taking injections to the face until they look like they're having an anaphylactic reaction.
JoJo really has a way with words, and I like it.
Great piece, JoJo. And we aren't going back. #IHaveNoCats
I could read JoJo all day. "...we're not shaming anyone for being sexy, blonde, or blue-eyed--no matter how loudly Megyn Kelly whines about it...And we sure as hell don't conflate sexuality with submission." Side note: She's a proud mother, democrat, and clever writer. She's also sexy and beautiful.
Sexy mind, body, and spirit! Love your writings! 🥰
Guarantee Megan Kelly doesn't get laid anymore!
Considering that MAGA's standard for "beauty" is the Mar-a-Lago look, no thanks.
Oh- awesome mic drop! So cool
I am dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jo, there’s an imposter following me who’s taken your identity. Reporting.
lol! I agree! It’s a rigged game, stemming from sexual insecurities long ago that were used to create “gender norms.”
I don’t find makeup attractive. Nor skinny Barbie dolls. Natural is the best!
I’ve never understood why so many hop on board a pre/defined view of what is beauty. REALITY is sexy
I admire women who look good/dress well because I don't anymore. I'm old & decrepit (but at least I'm cancer free now); I dress for comfort and Kicking MAGA asses. Count me in with Pam Anderson on makeup. My husband's just fine with me as I am; no one else matters.😈
Joan Jett
Their perception of beauty is limited to one race.
There are TONS of women I consider physically attractive and left of center I follow on the socials. Present company very much included. I say they are beautiful inside and out.
Every lifted, bro-dozer, gun rack strapped truck comes with a lifetime supply of flavored rubbers so you don’t have the taste of paying your father in law back for a co sign.
On one hand they're whining about women not being sexy, and on the other they're banning porn. This is about one thing only: controlling women. They want to control everything we think and say and do, and they cannot stand it when we don't obey them.
When i think Trump supporter, this comes to mind
I've posted about this a few times, but it's worth bringing up again. Following Trump's win in 2016, the dating game changed. Many 'liberal women' started adding 'no maga men, just swipe left on me'. That triggered a lot of them in a big, big way. 1/2
Love it
The Joan Jett, PLEASE!
I have a beautiful liberal wife with a beautiful heart and brains to match. And most of her friends are the same.
This is simply a hateful lie.
The thing about “good jeans” is they are about to cost a boatload more because of the pedo tariffs.
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social "Hey JoJo - keep up the good work... BTW - this fraudulent account (see pic) of you, is circulating and just followed me... I just thought you should know." 😎
Ok, yes.
But also I haven't shaved anything since November and i might not for at least 4 years.
That won't stop me from fixing my hair and wearing a tank top and skirt.
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hahahahot!
Bad Reputation. Joan Jett slew my teen heart.
Gwen kicks ass too.
Hi Jo! Can I use this --- "but they wouldn’t know beauty if it lap-danced on their gun rack, blew their daddy and registered them to vote afterward." ??? It's a definite Deadpool comeback... my son is a voiceover artist and always looking for inspiration.
