JD Vance has to be sofa king tired of these memes. You'd think he would be more patient, being bisectional and all.
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As much as I would love the couch story to be true, it’s not. 😞. www.snopes.com/fact-check/j...
No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions
A false online rumor about former U.S. President Donald Trump's running mate, a latex glove and couch cushions spawned a number of jokes and memes.
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I can see Vance having a career in tacky furniture ads, based on memes about alleged sexy time with some plush upholstery. "I WAS VICE PRESIDENT, BUT THAT ALL TURNED TO CRAP WHEN THE PSYCHO PRESIDENT TRIED TO START WWIII. But you know what? I feel so much better when I relax on my Lounge-Love 3000."
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