I know the “imagine what they’d do” stuff is boring but imagine what they’d do if Harris did this.
they’d call her Kayaka for the rest of her life and prosecute her for wasting taxpayer money.
What good is being VP if you can't abuse your power to have the Army Corps of Engineers making your kayaking trip more ideal by changing the waterflow of a lake?
“Kayaka” probably isn’t nearly as racist and sexist as their nickname would have been, but not matching their cruel bigotry is for the best.
Remember when Bill Clinton got a haircut on Air Force One and the right lost their minds about it?
Real alpha males spend millions of dollars having a team of military engineers go first
Please someone meme a kayaking babyvance with baby arms
The right rewards transgression when someone on their side does it. When someone on the left does it, both the left and the right excoriate it. I don't know how we can ever get out of this.
But wait! There’s more!
Apple CEO Tim Cook gifted President Donald Trump a plaque made of glass manufactured in Corning’s Harrodsburg, Kentucky, which he announced would be the cover glass on all iPhones and Apple Watches so...
Is it wrong to laugh at this though? 😭😂
I needed it.
