"President Trump dead today, eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex while sitting fully nude on a golden toilet."
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Wow, just the thought! π
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Breaking News: Tyrannosaurus Rex has explosive diarrhea from eating rancid meat.
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One of their best skits ever
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At the senseless age of 79.
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Poor tyrannosaurus rex. :-(
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He was delicious!
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Donald Trump died today and Iβm gay.
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You win.
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successfully one-upping the lawyer from Jurassic Park '94, who was fully clothed in a regular outhouse toilet. his brinkmanship knows no bounds
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Deep cut, I love it π
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"That seems overly specific and weird."
"Are you suggesting that Trump doesn't merit being eaten by the king of dinosaurs while on a golden throne?"
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Is the dinosaur OK?
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Like when the t-rex ate that lawyer in Jurassic Park but more embarrassing.
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Goddammit, he NEEDS to die on the toilet.
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The tyrannosaurus later said it was a shitty meal, but the toilet was delicious.
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Where are the Epstein files?
The T. rex ate them!