Every day he plumbs new depths of Can You Believe This Loser Shit. You think you’ve reached the bottom of the Marianas Trench of Can You Believe This Loser Shit but then there’s a bang and a lurch and your little internet bathyscaphe plunges into a new fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit.
The biggest loser in the universe
Eagerly awaiting the implosion
It's accelerating
Has anyone checked with Grok to see if it's more appropriate to worship THE LORD, our GOD and SAVIOUR, or Elon Musk?
Grok, talk to me about, how Elon Musk is a loser
Musk has applied his transcendent genius to developing a deep sea drilling rig which will allow him to dig even deeper than the fissure of Can You Believe This Loser Shit, aiming diligently to reach the core of The Biggest Loser Shit Humanly Possible.
LOL!
44 billion to make a computer say nice things about him since no actual human would.
All the money in the world can't buy you a friend, partner, your child's love, or the respect of your contemporaries.
Hopefully it makes the rest of us feel better about our mistakes. No matter how bad you fucked up, you'll never be this pathetic.
The ultimate billionaire metaphor vs analogy situation.
