Coming soon: “All I Wanted To Do Is Watch Children Cry As I Handcuffed Their Mothers And Threw Them Into Unmarked Vans To Be Sent To Torture Camps. Now Hollywood Won’t HIre Me For More Straight-To-Streaming B-Movies. This Is My Story.”
once they fail Hollywood and age out of leading pumpkin patch farmer you went to highschool with in Hallmark flicks, they are 100% ready to open for Lee Greenwood.
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