Incidentally THIS is what McSweeney looks like? I didn't know. Things all make so much more sense, now.

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Morgan McSweeney, brow furrowed, teeth, nostrils and knuckles clenched, appalling ill-fitted blue suit (it was never nice) that looks as if he's slept in it for a month without ever undoing its fully buttoned jacket, but a clean white shirt that one imagines 5 interns had to hold him down while the 6th one put it on him, gleams out from under it. This is a man who gives a strong impression of aroma, ill-temper, and contained violence. A cornered polecat. This is the guy who sits very deliberately directly opposite you on an almost empty tube carriage, and then stares while rhythmically grinding his teeth until you get up and move.
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