I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters
I Wonder if the Buffalo Took a Selfie With His Carcass?
I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters open.substack.com/pub/themouth...
I Wonder if the Buffalo Took a Selfie With His Carcass?
I hope he had a long, slow, painful death. #Karma
Same.
I have lived around kerbau (water buffalo) in Indonesia and Malaysia. They are gentle, domestic or semi-domestic animals. Why would anyone shoot them?
Cokehead Jr needs this to happen
Trump's in the files
Ditto!
“So, fuck this trophy hunting scumbag. He will no longer be killing innocent animals. That Cape Buffalo saved a lot of lives by dispatching him and stopping his weapons from being fired at defenseless other creatures.” ✔️
Death came quickly. Lucky him.
Stalk me with a rifle with the intent of killing me and I would consider it a provocation
Ditto!
Same
I finally read your entire essay. Bravo my friend, bravo.
They don't call them "Black Death" for no reason. What makes Cape Buffaloes so dangerous is that they are one of about three or four animals that will in fact hunt you. They are big, mean, and just nasty tempered animals. A lion that made the mistake of attacking one.
trophy hunters have no moral compass!
#BanTrophyHunting
Same ☺️
Ditto
I also don't mind an occasional story about the Hunter that kills the robotic deer set out by some Department of Natural Resources.
Takes some skill to face 😈 Bambi with a spotlight and a high powered rifle.
That's because you need psychiatric help.
Sorry not sorry. He made his bed…
I would be perfectly OK with the concept that everybody had to kill their own dinner.
People’s diets would consist of a lot less meat, probably more fish and a lot more vegetables.
Well done Buffalo!!! ❤️👏
Trophy hunters are the most sackless, pathetic excuses for humans.
People who revel in the act of killing another living thing solely for the thrill are sadistic psychopaths.
They are basically one degree removed from serial killers. Or, maybe not even that much.
That's fucked up. I don't care for trophy hunters, but I don't want them to die horribly either. If you are one of the people that put animals above people, you must smoke too much.
I root for the animals, too.
Who doesn't??
MARLON BRANDO: I’d like to be the bull but have my brain. First, I’d get the picador. Then I’d chase the matador. No, I’d walk at him until he was shitting in his pants. Then I’d get a horn right up his ass and parade him around the ring.
fiske-harrison.com/2015/01/19/m...
My comment when I saw this earlier:
“Karma is a bitch.”
Me too!!
Isn’t the bulls actual name at the park “Black death” or something like that lol. MF said “You will KNOW my name”
go animals that kill trophy hunters
Me too!
I've never understood the need to butcher an animal, cut off its head, and mount it on a wall. There are a few so called humans that I would not mind seeing their heads on a spike. Just sayin.
Always. More please..
Hell yes.
No just presented him with a cow pie
"Deer-stalking would be a much finer sport if the deer had rifles."
"My object all sublime, Which I shall achieve in time, To make the punishment fit the crime, The punishment fit the crime!"
A cause to get behind!
Me too! Great job!
Trophy hunters are nothing more than legalized poachers.
It makes me feel good when targeted animals take down their trophy 'hunter.'
On the bright side, maybe Baylor is going to get some money earlier than expected.
Not unprovoked, if a 'dagger boy' catches you stalking the herd, it's his job to eliminate the threat. Classic 'Darwin Award'
Me too. Big time. Team animal.
Natural selection ALWAYS wins...!
Trophy hunters are the worst.
Evidently, buffalo have mantels over their fireplaces too!
Bona feina, búfal
Same here
Millionaire Texas ranch trader Asher Watkins was killed on Sunday, Aug. 3, by a buffalo he was tracking during a hunting trip in South Africa, according to multiple outlets.
Agree 💯 % 👏👏👏
Shame they didn't get this one
When you go hunting for Karma, sometimes it finds you.
Wishing his death was long and painful.
You a Bills fan? No. Just buffalo.
100% fuck these rich entitled pricks!
Always and forever.
He should have complied...
For real! I can understand more or less hunting for food (my family did, and the goal was fire to kill, not injure) You can disagree but we did it to eat in winter.
But trophy hunters? They make me sick! You killed an animal for bragging rights. Feel big yet?
If it was an elephant it would show up at the funeral and hit him again. Do Cape Buffalo do that?
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Hunters are deeply inadequate men. This is how they try to prove their masculinity.
Unequivocally they are to be despised more than pitied for the great harm that they do.
Mr. Colvin, I am with you on that one.
Some pretty horrible people on Substack too. Time to find another platform?
Yup, they're still at it.
DJT jr 🙏
FAFO!!
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
These people don't "find" the animals. They are usually guided--by people who need the cash. The Trump boys are in the club, too.
Whoever hunts a CAPE BUFFALO should have their head examined!! Aren't they called "Black Death" for a reason?? GOOD FOR THE BUFFALO!!
Fuck with the bull and get the horn.
Article says it was unprovoked... You were hunting it, so yeah, you provoked it. Hunt for food, not trophies assholes
Obviosuly
The buffalo's name?
💯🔥
This needs its own bluesky account! 🤣
If there's footage I bet that's one snuff film some people would want to watch.
Always
Carry the head around on the tip of his horn, since Cape buffalo don’t have libraries with trophy walls (nor do any animals of the legendary “Big Five”)
One of my favorite books is The Tiger: A True Story of Vengeance and Survival by John Vaillant. Siberian tiger deliberately hunts down poachers. It’s quite a read!
Me too.
yeah trophy hunting is gross. I'm not against all hunting, but doing it to animals you're not going to eat and just want to display - reprehensible.
also a lot of times these guys basically just get the animal served up to them to shoot - no actual hunting. just killing. ugh
Buh bye ass wipe
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Trophy hunters typically exhibit psychopathic traits
Our family stayed at an AirBNB in northern Michigan a few years ago. Featured a fully stuffed giraffe and a pool table with Elephant feet as the four table legs. Hoping the owners somehow read this.