Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
βNow, I know what youβre thinking
[John, how can this possibly be ethical]
And Iβm here to tell you would be Handlers tonightβ¦itβs not π±π’πΆπ΄π¦ π§π°π³ ππ’πΆπ¨π©π΅π¦π³
Seriously, if I wanted to spend my afternoons cleaning up a cockpit Iβd just rewatch that one scene with Matt Bomer in Fellow Travelers.β
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The thing is, the thing is, the thing is that I get it! I get it! I want to fuck the big robot too. We all want to fuck the big robot! Look at it! Look at it! Carry me around you big hunk of metal! Cradle me daddy!
But the - ππ’πΆπ¨π©π΄ - but the point is that we're running out of normal pilots!
