TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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Is this an anime plot or....
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Jesus Christ lmao
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Twitter once blocked my account because I used the word "seppuku" but that was back when they were still a little woke. I wonder if X would do the same but I avoid that neighborhood so I won't try to find out.
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beautiful. incredible work
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Tough crowd...too soon? (obviously referring to the Sengoku era)
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I would read these type of posts all day. LOVE IT!
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I reading this in Dan Soder’s Rodney impersonation and it’s even funnier now.
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"hey kid, here, have an ink brush"
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The audience for this joke is a sliver and getting narrower by the day
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I want you to know how much I love this
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I get paid no honor I tell ya
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Ronin Dangerfield
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This is excellent content.
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10/10
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This joke has caused the loss of much face. Not me, though. I wrote my high school thesis on the Tokugawa era and that knowledge was finally of some use today!
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You just made my day.
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Sweating, he nervously adjusts his obi
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Now I want to play Shogun 2:Total War
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“I said baby no matter what happens you’ll always be my second and then she hit me”
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This tickles me in all the right ways
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goddammit
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😄
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This is absolutely brilliant. 🤓
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You always remember your first
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Deep cut
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Hai, you get no respect!
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Shōgun? Lady Mariko, they don't even let me show a sword.
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尊敬得られない。
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No honor, no honor I tell ya
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“I told the great lords I wanted to withdraw my troops from Chōshū and save face! They said with a face like mine I shouldn’t bother!” 🥁
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I have a book of Japanese poems and the context text for one of them explained a situation like, 90% like this. A Samurai was compelled to kill himself but then his wife ran over, wrote a poem about it and herself, and killed herself
