monacht.gay profile picture

VISA CAN'T HANG UP ON YOU UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING. YAPPERS, THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

Talk in circles! Loop back to the same points! Take a minute to "remember" a word! Your goal isn't to change their minds, it's to keep talking for as long as possible to waste their money and clog call centers.

Visa says they're still drowning today! Payment processors think that we're not organized enough to keep this up but it's we either prove them wrong or submit to global censorship so it's. not much of a contest. Keep calling all 4!!

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  1. monacht.gay profile picture

    to be more specific, until they read you the "we've given you all the info, you will now be disconnected" script they can't hang up. your goal is to never give them an opportunity to start that script.

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  2. Do I have to talk about how shitty they are, or can I just call them up, tell them I am concerned, then go off on a tangent where I complain/go off about something entirely unrelated? Cus... BOY, CAN I TALK ABOUT SHIT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.

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  3. We need to have a movie about this battle, that would be epic. Wave after wave, the gooners, the yappers and all the others go to fight the giants XD

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  4. I wonder if you could get away with having them "wait on the line while you find your wallet"?

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  5. Something I have noticed: if you say the email they recommend is non-functional, or results in error messages such as:

    “This is a system-generated message to inform you that your email could not be delivered to one or more recipients. Details of the email and the error are as follows:” (1/2)

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