Add a kid and this is the Two and a Half Men reboot America has been waiting for
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
The kid? Barron.
South Park Edition would be fun!
Yes!
With Cuomo and PierogiFace, you’d probably need two adults to make it Two and A Half Men.
Actually, if portions of man are measured accurately in the this combo, it’s “A Scant Cup of Men”
"The Same Couple."
😂
Rudy needs to be part of the schtick
Felix and Oscar
How about the kid is played by either Don Jr or Eric
Call it “Two Half-Men” and you’re onto something!
No, no, no 😆 🤣
Do NOT put a child anywhere near these two Epstein buddies! 😬
We can't trust these two with a kid!
Who plays this role
I nominate Big Balls.
Wouldn't that be Chris's part?
I was thinking more “odd couple”.
Adding a kid to anything involving Dersh is a bad idea, Jon.
Dersh clearly plays Alan in this situation.
🤣
Well played 😂
Add a kid and you'll summon the corpse of Epstein.
Well, I have been hoping for a new run of Two and a Half Men, but it most certainly does not include those two clowns.
I miss Berta.
Man, when you lose to Edna, an 86 year old widow, for Library Board it really sucks.
Rittenhouse inadvertently shoots himself every episode?
Cell mates maybe
HA!
Perhaps trump? He is a man-child, after all.
Kristi Noem as Kandi would be a disservice to April.
You can't add a kid to anything that Dershowitz is part of.
Make the "kid" a 15 yr old girl that gives Douchawitz a Message as a consolation prize and the show is perfect.
Make the kid a relative who is trans and wittier and smarter than them who puts them in their place every episode and we might have something
The Fraud Couple
I dunno, Jon. Whose rotten kid can we sacrifice for viewing numbers?
Dersh makes Charlie Harper look virginal
Wacky sitcom
If it’s Rob Schneider as the kid I’d watch the hell out of that!
Dean Cain is free. There’s your man baby.
use trump as the kid. he DOES need diaper changes..
Sure Mr Harper.😃
No no no it's not.
Mike Johnson could play the 1/2 man part
Ewww 🤢🤮 no thank you
I'd watch that.
I'll do drag and play the mother...I'm self-centered and very much a tramp...it won't be a stretch.
😄
Or just call it "Two Half-Men".
JD Vance could be the kid and they'd end every episode with the Roberta character hosing down the couch.
And the kid is Andrew Giuliani
😂🤣😂
Or Bosom Buddies.
Let’s keep children away from Dershowitz
