The Alan Dershowitz Foundation for Enforced Martha’s Vineyard Social Interaction
Having trouble socializing on an island off the coast of Massachusetts that isn’t in a famous limerick? Not getting invited to dinner parties or book stores? Can’t buy at farmers’ markets?
Then ADFEMVSI is for you!
i still don't understand why so much press has been devoted to dersh not having a good time at his summer house.
Wait, so does this Foundation also do work on Gosnold Island?
No gay wedding cakes but you gotta serve the Dersh piss-free pierogies
The Alan Dershowitz Foundation for Enforced Martha’s Vineyard Social Interaction (NAMBLA)
"Judge, make them be nice to me!"
No wonder Dersh is such a famous lawyer
Home of the Fighting Pierogis! Go team!
Loser drawing attention to his loserism
the manosphere but solely for Alan Dershowitz
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..that isn't in a famous limerick 😀 Challenge rejected.
He has a thing for islands, evidently.
Dersh seems to crave spit in his food and by god he's going to get it
