Just saw an old woman pushing a man in a wheelchair when I was coming back from the shops. Just letting you all know I'm safe and I've reported these terrorists to the police. I've never felt so sacred in all my life ๐ณ
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ZimmerCrime on the increase, especially after 9.30am when they can use free bus passes..
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Was the suspect blind? Those are the terrorists you really have to watch out for.
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...er...you can frame them...just to be clear...
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The key word is Zimmer, Zimmer. You can scream RACIST! at them...
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I'm confused. You felt sacred?
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Thoughts and prayers ๐ซฃ
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PMS laughing๐คฃ๐ "Sacred" you are not, Non-Laura Love this ๐ค
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Thoughts and prayers ๐
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You're really lucky, things could have taken a turn for the worse. One time I got into an arguement with some guy, things started to get physical, so I keep hitting my head against his fist, but that didn't stop him, then I tripped over his wheeelchair, really hurt myself, but I was able to get awa
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Sacred?
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I believe wheelchairs are ideal places to conceal the components of firearms . You are right to be anxious ๐๐๐
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I bet he was killing journalists......
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Thank God Kieth is protecting us from these monsters
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Saw an auld guy allegedly picking up litter. Probably planting something.
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Thank you for your service!
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Someone told the police ,wheelchairs are how they transport bombs. The world has gone fucking mad. Stop I want to get off
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Im so grateful that president Trump is making our streets safe again. Clearly things were getting out of hand.
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Just talking to a group of budding terrorists in the local coffee shop. They want to be arrested so theyโll be sure of three meals a day and heating, so are planning their demonstration in November.
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This old woman is waiting for a knee replacement so Iโm not able to go terrorising the neighbourhood at the moment. Must see if I can hire a wheelchairโฆ
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Darling, to me you'll always be sacred!
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Bloody disabled terrorists in their Ben Hur wheelchairs ripping the legs from under the oppressive state.
No-oneโs ankles are safe
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The best form of defence is attack. Wade into these wheelchair bastards before they even think of attacking you.
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Donโt worry, the Home Office is on the case.
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Sacred works! ๐๐
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It'll be those Paraplegic Action terrorists
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Whew! How terrifying for you! I just had to hide in a shop doorway to hide from a gang of retired teachers and magistrates who were chatting outside Greggs. Nowhere is safe anymore...
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I meant to say scared, not sacred. I'm so shaken I can't even type x
