The National Hurricane Center expects the storm to strengthen over the next several days and says it could become a hurricane by late Thursday.
The National Hurricane Center expects the storm to strengthen over the next several days and says it could become a hurricane by late Thursday.
Please Mar-a-Lago.
Can we get a sharpie and point that thing at MAL? Asking for 270 million REAL Americans. Fuck the other 70 million that would be happy to croak alongside that orange FELON
Didn't MTG and others say that the government could control hurricanes last year? That means Trump could just steer this away from Florida, since he would have control of that hurricane tech now.
When will we get the all important 🌮 Sharpie update?
Dear (future) hurricane, please aim for Mar-a-Lago. Or wherever JD Whatziznamenow? is vacationing.
Pow!
Right in America's dick.
Please steer to Palm Beach and hit Mar-a-Lago. Hard!
Please hit Mar a lago.
Thoughts and prayers are ready in advance. Not going to be fun when FEMA takes days to get there like what happened in Texas.
it’s gotten to the point where we are rooting for the hurricane.
I hope it takes out Mar-a-Lago
As FEMA is stripped of allocated funding ...
Can someone sharpie it hitting Maralardo?!
It's ok, the Trump Regime will send the military to arrest this illegal hurricane.
EPSTEIN
Come on hurricane, you can hit mar-a-lago. You can do it!
At least someone is keeping us informed.
Wipe out S Florida
Awesome straight towards Florida. Let’s see how they do since they support all the cuts with hurricane funding by DeathSantis & the orange convict.
Yes but who is the Sharpie Danger Zone?
Does Trump have his Sharpie ready?
New data from Trump, nothing to worry about
This is going to kill people held in the Everglades concentration camp if it hits there.
Please wipe Florida off the face of the earth!!
“Sharpie” I love you - Donald
👍
When does Trump get to take out his black marker and direct the hurricane to areas that he think should be wiped off the map?
Here's the path of Hurricane Erin in 1995. Looks like a similar path. Erin was my first hurricane after moving to Florida. In the panhandle, we only lost cable but kept power. The kids were still terrified. We evacuated for hurricanes after that.
Don’t worry, everyone. When it makes landfall in the southeast and causes complete and utter destruction, you’ve got Kristi Noem and…….checks notes….Homeland Security on top of it. Everything will be just fine.
Has a hurricane ever hit Mar-a-Lago?
Give Dear Leader a sharpie and it will reach Alabama.
We still have a National Hurricane Center?
Look at your namesake @erinpalmerdc.bsky.social 🫣🧐
Ah don't worry about it... nothing a little Sharpie can't fix.
Mar-a-Lago please 🙏
Trump need to replace the head of the National Hurricane Center so the Hurricane won't hit the US. 🤪
Don't worry. Trump will nuke it. Or pretend it doesn't exist. Either way, hurricane season is going to be wild.
Get out your sharpies
Heading for Miami?????
Time to move Crock Alcatraz.
Time to breakout the sharpie
But what does Trump's sharpie say, because that's all that matters to most of the people in the Southeast US?
As of right now, it’s forecasted to turn north and miss the US. Obviously that could change
It'll hit somewhere, sometime, at some strength or the other. Nothing people really need to know, and so the Fed won't tell them.
Get ‘em out, people.
Weird…the government is still funding the National Hurricane Center?
Please oh please oh please let it hit Mar-a-Lago as the world’s first Category Six hurricane, localized entirely on the golf course
Uh Oh, that looks like it is headed right for Alagator Alcatraz!!!
Those Florida #MAGAts better hope it doesn't hit them. Their orange dipshit daddy took their #FEMA money to round up innocent immigrants into concentration camps.
