Using a bidet may seem a little intimidating to some people, but to others it's a way of life. These modern fixtures that wash your bum are a game-changer for hygiene. Our bidet expert explains why and answers your frequently asked questions. nyti.ms/4oDmQwS
Let’s be blunt: this is admitting that many Americans find it “intimidating” to clean shit off their ass.
Trump: "Who needs a bidet when I have the NYT and the rest of the oligarch-owned Zombie Fourth Estate to lick my asshole?"
SO DOES THE NYT...SO DOES THE NYT...
#BOYCOTTNYT
Love mine!
What's a bidet?
It's for washing your ass.
Me:
Sti lordi...
I have one. Meh. You still need TP. One of the indicator lights is way too bright and is actually blinding at night.
So you leave your admittedly gross used bidet for the next people?
This is, quite literally, the most “tell me you’re absolutely disconnected from average, working class people without telling me you’re absolutely disconnected from average, working class people” thing you’ve published.
Did you guys hear there's a christofascist takeover of the US? Cool story you might wanna break
During the COVID toilet paper shortages I got a cheap “travel bidet” which is basically a squirt bottle with a special nozzle cap that angles sharply. I have kept using it and it’s was to clean!
My goal is to fart into the stream so hard that it pushes the water back like and Harry and Voldemort wand-battling.
#BreakingNews
Definitely improved my bathroom experience.
"Modern"? Ask Italians to tell you a thing or 2 about a bidet. And by the way, your country is turning into a totalitarian oligarchy, and we felt the need of such an article
Does it remove by itself pasty shit stuck between your buttocks?
Got one for my post surgery recovery and don’t know what I would have done without it. The cheapest one recommended by wirecutter (bio bidet slim attachment?) and it worked just fine and I continue to use it.
Ok sorry but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NY Times still putting out sh!t stories.
TP, wash cloth, towel.
It’s about bidets gaining attention as a hygiene game-changer. While they might feel unfamiliar to some, others see them as essential. The New York Times offers expert insights and answers common questions on their use.
They,re very good at washing Epstein files.
