All the government funding that used to help with vaccines was rededicated to invent the Anti-Lemon, a fruit with all the same properties as a lemon except it can give you scurvy. The Secretary thinks everyone should try scurvy once, to build character.
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I count scurvy as one of the great growth experiences of my youth, second only to my death.
It's funny because we're all gonna die from smallpox.
I can feel a negative thought forming.
you had me at scurvy!!!! 😋
I know multiple people pushing the carnivore diet ....
I have missed your wonderful columns. This is pitch perfect (and terrifying).
Glad to see that article supported by true patriotic science.
This was an amazing column ! Very dark humor. I miss the comments community you used to have on WaPo - Bluesky is as close as we can come, I guess.
I must not think bad thoughts - X, more fun in the new world
Not to mention the boost to the immune systems of 300 million+ non-seafaring Americans.
Genius once again. So common, it is almost boring with Alexandra 😜
It'll help build herd immunity to scurvy.
The next 5, 10, 20 years are going to see LOTS of people learning why "the best way to handle disease is to build natural immunity" is a bad approach, and that science has given us unimaginable life improvements. It's just unfortunate that the rest of us are hostage to these traitorous morons.
Is it bad we can't tell when things are real.
