It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead
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Santa is just an anagram for Satan, after all.
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That's what he deserves, going down chimneys uninvited.
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no no, santa is death in this analogy hahaha
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"The Grim Reaper won't come for him unless you are in bed and asleep."
"But I'm too excited to go to sleep!"
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Getting super excited in the morning because the milk and cookies are untouched
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That's because the letters are in the wrong order. Fingers crossed!
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hahahahahahaha
Good one
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im feeling that tingly giddy happy i used to feel on christmas eve
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"...I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.β β Clarence Darrow, The Story of My Life
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Alberta: Alabama north.
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π So true. I'm sleepy π«
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Bahahahaha. π
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#IsHeDeadYet?
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I never liked that intruder anyway.
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why is literally everyone trump deathposting did i miss something or are we all engaging in a wonderful bit of collective make believe π
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Wait, what's happening?
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And followed because yeah it is!
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what's happening, is he hospitalized or something?
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hgkhjsdgfhsgdgfs oh my god
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Evil Santa who rapes little girls
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May we all wake to good news.
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Outch π€£π€£
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gah what the heckβ¦
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Iβm trying figure out if my being naughty or nice has any bearing on this.
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Please.
He's Krampus if anything.
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Nah, more like you're hoping Santa's real and you're also hoping he's cool enough to kill a motherfucker who really deserved it.
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... but, if the Fat Man is dead, doesn't that mean the Sun won't rise tomorrow?
(According to Pratchett's character, Death, an orb of incandescent gas will rise instead, because the power of imagination will be no more. In the meantime, speculate on!)
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Unfortunately reports from Ukraine are that Putin has assembled 100,000 troops along a city in Ukraine. Maybe he is just hiding behind that little detail of his meeting?
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If Santa was a white supremacist dictator causing chaos in our life everyday and making us all feel like humanity is doomed instead of secretly bringing nice things for us
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Normally I dread waking up to find out what he did. I'm kinda excited to wake up and see if he added a letter to that last word.
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He has not died but he is dead. Rot forever pedophile.
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this time we get a gift if he doesn't come to town
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LMAO you right tho
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Wait what happened?
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He's stuck in the chimney. Quick, light 'er up! π₯
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Imagine being in europe and waking up to this
