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  1. If it was doing this at 3am, with a bottle in his hand, while he let his poor wife sleep after nursing and/or pumping, I'd be SLIGHTLY more impressed. Btw, did anyone else try to lull themselves to sleep while hearing the words "braveheart" or "chocolate" to the sound of the pump?

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  2. my husband (who did this back in the day, btw) will be intrigued to learn that there are fathers who get praised for doing parenting basics

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  3. My guess is with the helpful assistance of whichever household staff member is taking the picture.

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  4. A sleeping infant is the easiest type of child-rearing there is. It’s like looking at your laptop with a football resting on you. Now, let’s see him work when his 5 year old is jumping off the couch onto his unflexed gut while his 2 year old is trying to use his crotch like a rock climbing hold.

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  5. Wow NFL legend huh? I get why people were into him, honestly. But the jump from sub-mediocre QB with considerable pluck and spirit, but not enough athletic skill to play any other position to "legend" doesn't work for me.

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  6. Amazing. I mean I worked full time at home while simultaneously taking care of my baby but, man, he is able to look at a computer while passively holding one (that he probably hands off to be fed and changed.

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  7. Don’t marry don’t have Especially since whoever this idiotic person is I’ve never heard of is telling you what to do

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  8. It’s sad, actually, that fathers are having to work rather than spend quality time raising their newborn. Thanks for pointing that out Tara

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  9. Honestly surprised Tebow hasn’t publicly aligned himself with the religious bigots, racists and nutjobs over the years. His reputation is still very good.

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  10. hungarianconservative.com/articles/interview/american-counter-revolution-theo-wold/ Theo Wold,Trump's man from Idaho, bonds with Hungary's conservatives over the evils of "Sexual license, small families or no children, multiple partners, materialism, secularism." Hug An Autocrat Today! Irony Dies.

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    Counter-Revolution in America: Outcome Still Unknown — An Interview with Theo Wold

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  11. Saw a Mom with a toddler and little girl at the bakery. Managing them both with no help. She was cheerful and encouraging. Can’t understand how women haven’t evolved with four arms or more.

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  12. A baby sleeping on your chest is not impressive. If it's cozy enough & remains still, a baby would sleep on:

    A pile of dirty clothes A heap of dirt A water bed filled with vomit A decomposing yak A rabid tiger A mound of dynamite A nuclear missile Donald Trump

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  13. Humanizing fatherhood...

    I'm sure these words will mean something eventually if I just keep staring.

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  14. All I can say is, "Wow!" I did that and NOBODY praised me once!

    But Tebow is a Christian, so some evangelicals might say that looking at a computer puts him under threat of seeing evils of a woke society. The constant vigilance would be quite a strain for him.

    #Epstein

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  15. I'd love to know how the hell a football player gets practice in sitting at a computer. If he's watching replays big deal, I can argue I did that all the time when my son was younger when I reviewed my tournament play lol

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  16. I learned to type one-handed writing code while holding a baby in my lap. It can be done :-)

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  17. "Humanizing fatherhood" - I'm sorry, was it not already humanized? These people are so fucking out of touch that the bar isn't even on the floor anymore, it's in hell.

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  18. "NFL legend"?

    The only thing legendary about tebow's NFL career is how fucking short it was. If he wasn't so sinfully prideful and admitted he's not an NFL quarterback, but he would have made a hell of an NFL tight end or linebacker, he'd still be playing.

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  19. Everyone’s out here talking about “humanizing fatherhood.” I’m just stuck on the part where they called him an NFL legend.

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  20. That’s funny cause I work in an industry where the predominantly conservative leaders are demanding employees return to the office, insisting that people working from home cannot work and provide adequate child care at the same time.

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  21. Holding a SLEEPING baby. Wake that little thing up and all bets are off. He'll hand that baby back to his wife in a nanosecond.

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  22. Try going food shopping. Show me that. How about cleaning the bathroom, make dinner, breast feed and doing laundry. Show me that.

    Sitting in front of a computer is down time for new mothers. Does the woman making that comment about him even have kids?

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  23. I dunno. I held my babies and worked too and I’m pro choice. I guess you can be a modern man and also grant people autonomy over their own bodies.

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  24. Not gonna lie… kinda admire that… when my son was born I made it my business to attend the office in a 70 hour a week, “in your face, COVID” manner. I recall how calm The Boy was… “slept all night!”… despite his mother’s protestations to the contrary. I slept through the night… presume he did too.

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  25. When my kids were small frequently when I was out alone with them pushing a stroller or carrying a car seat someone (older) would say "oh you're such a good father" and it's like no, i'm a shithead doing the absolute minimum required of a parent.

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  26. How does he do it? The secret is incredible wealth. Why don't all those working poor quit complaining and obtain incredible wealth, that would solve their problems. /s

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  27. God, imagine how lame and attention-starved a baseball organization would have to be to bring him on? That’s the kind of thing that will get you forty years between championships (sends tweet, walks into traffic).

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  28. what is "humanizing fatherhood" even trying to mean here? like thats just a big old nothing burger. is that sentence included for the sole reason that those are big words? lmao

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  29. Post a picture of a father trying to run edits to a JV agreement from an irate partner at 11am on a Sunday while his kid cries in the background bc his firm "doesn't believe in paternity leave" and he only could take two weeks of vacation time for his newborn (totally not speaking from experience)

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  30. That’s an odd looking laptop. What is it, a gaming laptop or one of those military grade laptops you can drop out of an airplane and it won’t break?

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  31. He is a modern miracle. Now, hold your baby while washing her clothes, fixing her bottles, doing the dishes, grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning and everything else you make your wife do ( or do they have maids and nannies)

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  32. "Humanizing fatherhood" ???

    What the fark does this even mean?

    I really think a bunch of people amount to little more than a 2021 version of ChatGPT doing TikTok.

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  33. Fucking trash. This fucking asshole has millions at his disposal to spend time w/ his kids. I dare him to try & make it the way single moms do everyday, with multiple jobs, no support, & crumbling healthcare.

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