Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
RIP
George Carlin reference?
With a mortar launcher.
That's a completely separate sentence. Possibly unrelated.
lol I love it.
It's very obviously a heinous and illegal act to say things such as "I want JK Rowling to choke to death on a handful of rusty nails." Nobody should ever say that, and they deserve to be banned if they did.
But if someone were to earnestly pray "I pray for JK to meet Jesus real soon now" that would be ok I think
But itās not illegal to say āwith a trebuchetā because thatās its own sentence
Is it also illegal to say āI hope the author of Harry Potter is eaten alive by angry weaselsā? I want to make sure nobody says that if itās illegal.
Iām glad youāve told me about not being able to say āI want to k!ll the author of Harry Potterā
Can you tell me if this legality will impact my ability to comment on my desire to see the author Robert Galbraith expunged from these planes?
Just think, if Lee Harvey were alive today, he'd be old enough to be slightly bad with letters.
Sic semper potteris.
I miss him so much
I hope it is not illegal to say "I do not want to kill the author of Harry Potter. " I do not wish to personally perform harm upon said author. I do hope that I am able to see, in my lifetime, that said author has perished under natural means.
I wonder if it would be legal if someone were to say "I wish someone would end the life of That Old Hag". Curious to hear if that would be the case
One thing that's technically legal to say is "We have a group that meets under the Brooklyn Bridge on Fridays at midnight and the password is Gott strafe England"
āWith a mortar launcherā Is fine, though, because Iām not saying it in connection to anything else, itās just its own sentence.
(For legal reasons: this is a continuation of the reference to the WKUK sketch āitās illegal to sayā)
Wow. I did not know it was illegal to want to ākill an authorā over ā unhinged gender-related views that harm many many many peopleā¦ Do you know of any other possible illegal phrases or sentiments that we might want to clear up on Bluesky? Wouldnāt want to get my self in trouble here now would Iā¦
sad news
what's the concensus on saying "I hope JK Rowling gets executed on live television", just out of curiosity
I don't think you're allowed to post this image either. A few months ago, I made a similar post about Elon Musk, snd Bluesky fuckiny deleted it
say it with me folks! WITH HAMMERS!
I want to kiss the author of Harry Potter! I want to kiss them so bad! I must kiss the author of Harry Potter!
girls my notifications. help!
What'd she do this time
Canāt believe itās illegal on the BlueSky app to say the phrase āI want to kill the author of Harry Potterā totally illegal btw donāt repeat what I said
