this man is never playing football again
Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.
What is their name trying to do? Is it "am mortal"? A mashup of "amoral" and "immortal"? What is happening here
Out Indefinitely [Snake Oil Poisoning].
idk why he's still trying. Yes yes $$$$, I get it....he signed a rookie deal pre-rookie wage scale. He has been making bank since day 1. He got his super bowl. Hang em up, dude
Hoping the CEO is Xavier’s brother
He's been in LA 4 years but only does he discover the healing power of crystals? The first QB to have their foreskin reattached will have a 158.3 passer rating.
PEMFs are actually being studied (legitimately) for cancer treatment...but didn't realize we had already made the scientific (business) leap to Airstream-based mobile treatment centers for professional sports injuries...
Honestly didn’t think there would be a bigger red flag for Stafford than McVay saying he threw a high number of passes on air as if that’s all a QB does. But this tops it. Can’t believe we have to watch Jimmy G again
"NFL Quarterback Receives Unconventional Treatment Promoted by Andy Dick"
Is he Ra's al Ghul now?
Stafford’s Ancient Wisdom rating on Madden is gonna go through the roof though
microwaving myself for 30 seconds to loosen up my joints
😂
Genuine shock that someone beat Aaron Rodgers to this device.
Ya not a good sign
Even Aaron Rodgers is like "hmmm I don't know, not a lot of scientific basis here..."
He’s healing by getting microwaved inside an above ground Titan submersible. His ligaments are gonna be fried calamari
Stetson Bennett time!
